1 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:53,775 ACTORS 2 00:01:00,963 --> 00:01:02,108 You heard me... 3 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:05,963 You heard me asking for a jar of hot water... 4 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:07,317 Yes. 5 00:01:08,046 --> 00:01:09,192 Did I ask for it? 6 00:01:09,713 --> 00:01:10,546 Yes. 7 00:01:10,754 --> 00:01:12,525 Then why doesn't he bring it? 8 00:01:13,046 --> 00:01:15,546 Perhaps you were not quite convincing. 9 00:01:15,754 --> 00:01:17,108 Did I do it wrong? 10 00:01:17,317 --> 00:01:19,608 It seemed you wanted a jar of lukewarm water. 11 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:24,088 Don't think about the jar, it could be any jar. 12 00:01:24,817 --> 00:01:27,317 You say nothing. You never say anything! 13 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:28,983 What do you want me to say? 14 00:01:29,192 --> 00:01:30,858 Did you hear me asking for the water? 15 00:01:31,171 --> 00:01:32,421 - To whom? - The waiter. 16 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:35,025 That hasn't left an unerasable memory. 17 00:01:37,213 --> 00:01:38,358 That's annoying. 18 00:01:38,983 --> 00:01:40,442 Were you listening to me? 19 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:43,775 It's up to you to make yourself listened... 20 00:01:44,088 --> 00:01:46,379 if you want to be listened. 21 00:01:46,588 --> 00:01:47,629 Are you sure you asked for it? 22 00:01:47,838 --> 00:01:48,567 What? 23 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:50,129 The jar of hot water. 24 00:01:50,338 --> 00:01:53,879 He asked for it. Ten minutes ago. 25 00:01:54,817 --> 00:01:58,150 It's the "how". That's the problem. 26 00:01:58,671 --> 00:01:59,608 Weren't you a bit soft? 27 00:01:59,817 --> 00:02:03,150 No. I was firm. Polite but firm. 28 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:07,733 You don't look firm to me. More kind of helpless. 29 00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:09,921 Aren't you a bit helpless? 30 00:02:11,171 --> 00:02:14,400 Can you show us how you requested the hot water? 31 00:02:14,713 --> 00:02:16,483 - You want me to repeat it? - Yes. 32 00:02:16,796 --> 00:02:18,879 - Can you do the same twice? - Of course! 33 00:02:19,296 --> 00:02:20,650 We are listening. 34 00:02:23,358 --> 00:02:26,275 Waiter, please, can I have a small jar of hot water? 35 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:30,025 Their coffee is good, but... 36 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:34,400 Soft. 37 00:02:34,608 --> 00:02:35,338 What d'you mean �soft�? 38 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:36,483 Soft. 39 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:40,963 Besides, the guy, he did not hear you. 40 00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:43,463 It's the second time he hasn't heard you. 41 00:02:43,671 --> 00:02:45,858 He wasn't far away. He should have heard you. 42 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:49,608 Then you show me how you ask for the hot water. 43 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,379 I don't ask for hot water. 44 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,463 Isn't your coffee too strong? 45 00:02:53,671 --> 00:02:55,650 - No, as I'm drinking it. - Doesn't it make you skittish? 46 00:02:55,858 --> 00:02:57,108 Of course. 47 00:02:57,317 --> 00:03:00,650 See I was right? Just look at you. 48 00:03:00,858 --> 00:03:02,317 I'll be fine. 49 00:03:02,629 --> 00:03:04,400 With some water you could water it down. 50 00:03:04,608 --> 00:03:05,858 I didn't ask for water. 51 00:03:06,171 --> 00:03:07,525 But I did, and it doesn't come. 52 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:09,400 That's what makes us different. 53 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,192 Do I speak clearly? 54 00:03:15,754 --> 00:03:19,400 No joke, I'm asking seriously. 55 00:03:20,338 --> 00:03:22,108 Do I speak clearly? 56 00:03:23,463 --> 00:03:25,442 I share your anguish. 57 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:28,567 What is an actor who is no longer listened? 58 00:03:30,963 --> 00:03:33,775 He is a lost man, my old friend. 59 00:03:34,713 --> 00:03:36,900 - But I am listening to you. - Are you? 60 00:03:37,213 --> 00:03:38,046 I promise. 61 00:03:39,192 --> 00:03:40,754 What did I say to you? 62 00:03:41,067 --> 00:03:42,629 You were speaking about the hot water... 63 00:03:42,838 --> 00:03:43,775 What about it? 64 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:45,858 I don't know, it was... 65 00:03:46,588 --> 00:03:48,150 Sorry to interrupt you... 66 00:03:48,463 --> 00:03:49,504 What? What's the matter? 67 00:03:49,713 --> 00:03:52,004 One hour and a half with that! 68 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:53,254 We're just talking. 69 00:03:53,463 --> 00:03:54,296 Yes, but I don't give a damn. 70 00:03:55,338 --> 00:03:57,317 What a filthy job! 71 00:03:58,046 --> 00:04:00,442 At least we work. 72 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,525 - Yeah, with whom? - That... 73 00:04:04,504 --> 00:04:06,171 Who's paying for the bill? 74 00:04:06,483 --> 00:04:10,233 It's just a missed lunch, it's not that serious. 75 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,629 There are much worse things. 76 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:17,317 That's the typical reasoning that really makes me mad. 77 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:21,379 You break a leg, and the guy tells you: "It's only a broken leg, 78 00:04:21,588 --> 00:04:24,817 a cancer would be much worse.� Unbeatable! 79 00:04:25,338 --> 00:04:26,588 Nothing already matters. 80 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:29,296 Your wife goes away, "that's nothing, 81 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:31,588 thank God that you're not blind.� 82 00:04:31,796 --> 00:04:35,233 Your son is on drugs, "a war would be much worse." 83 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,046 The war breaks out, "not serious, 84 00:04:38,254 --> 00:04:40,858 not nuclear, just the old kind with mortars." 85 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:44,192 It's nothing! They smash you to bits, but it's nothing! 86 00:04:45,442 --> 00:04:47,004 All right, I have been drinking. 87 00:04:47,213 --> 00:04:51,171 I am an actor who drinks. A good actor drinks! 88 00:04:51,483 --> 00:04:52,942 Aren't you going to stone me? 89 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:54,817 I wouldn't dare. 90 00:04:55,025 --> 00:04:56,588 All great actors drink! 91 00:04:57,317 --> 00:04:59,088 G�rard Philippe did not drink. 92 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,171 Neither did Laurence Olivier. 93 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:02,838 Carmet drank. 94 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,817 I agree. Carmet drank. 95 00:05:05,025 --> 00:05:08,463 - Depardieu drinks. - Depardieu, I agree. 96 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:10,233 Piccoli drinks. 97 00:05:10,858 --> 00:05:11,900 Piccoli? 98 00:05:12,317 --> 00:05:13,463 Piccoli drinks. 99 00:05:14,713 --> 00:05:18,671 Piccoli has never drunk. I have never seen him drunk. 100 00:05:19,192 --> 00:05:23,254 And me? You see me drunk? So? Waiter, pour me another one. 101 00:05:23,983 --> 00:05:25,858 Yes, Mr. Villeret, right now. 102 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:28,983 He can hear when he is told something interesting. 103 00:05:40,858 --> 00:05:43,671 Thank you, my friend. Leave the bottle. 104 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,796 Have you met Mr. Marielle? 105 00:05:47,317 --> 00:05:49,713 Delighted. I loved your last film. 106 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:51,483 - You did? - Very good. 107 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:58,775 Do you remember the title? 108 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:03,463 Yes, er... Something with... "bush"? 109 00:06:03,879 --> 00:06:05,233 "Bushes"? 110 00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:06,588 "Behind the bushes"? 111 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,817 No. There were no bushes. No bushes. 112 00:06:10,025 --> 00:06:11,692 What was there then? 113 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,463 A jar of hot water. 114 00:06:13,879 --> 00:06:15,963 A jar of hot water, what for? 115 00:06:16,483 --> 00:06:18,254 - I am Jean-Pierre Marielle. - Yes. 116 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,754 - The actor. - Yes, I see. 117 00:06:21,275 --> 00:06:22,629 - That's it. - Good. 118 00:06:23,879 --> 00:06:24,817 That's all. 119 00:06:26,588 --> 00:06:27,525 Sure. 120 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,317 Do you want me to replace you for a while? 121 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:41,900 With pleasure. I leave them to you. Going to take some fresh air. 122 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:47,525 You'll see. 123 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:51,588 That's a smiling good humored guy. 124 00:06:53,150 --> 00:06:54,921 Are you drinking Marielle's coffee? 125 00:06:55,129 --> 00:06:57,004 Of course, why not? 126 00:06:57,525 --> 00:06:58,567 It's cold. 127 00:07:00,025 --> 00:07:01,692 I like cold coffee. 128 00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:06,171 Then drink it. 129 00:07:06,483 --> 00:07:08,671 Of course I'll drink it. Of course. 130 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:13,775 No sugar? 131 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:15,858 Marielle never uses it. 132 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:18,879 He's right. Much better. Thus you feel the bitterness. 133 00:07:25,025 --> 00:07:26,796 Well, guys, how is everything? 134 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,463 Well, well. 135 00:07:30,963 --> 00:07:33,150 Always smiling, aren't you? 136 00:07:34,088 --> 00:07:35,442 Who? Me? 137 00:07:36,692 --> 00:07:40,233 Yes, you. Claude Rich. You're Claude Rich, right? 138 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:42,317 Er... yes. 139 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:44,608 Yes. 140 00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:46,692 The smiling actor... 141 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,733 Yes. 142 00:07:48,358 --> 00:07:49,817 Always smiling? 143 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,421 Er... I mean... Yes. 144 00:07:53,463 --> 00:07:55,963 I try to. As far as possible. 145 00:07:56,796 --> 00:08:00,858 Is it a natural smile or only a facade? 146 00:08:02,838 --> 00:08:04,192 I have always smiled. 147 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:07,421 You have also smiled. 148 00:08:07,838 --> 00:08:10,129 I remember you smiling. 149 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:13,150 I don't smile any more. 150 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,775 Besides, neither do you. 151 00:08:19,817 --> 00:08:23,254 Now, right now, why don't you smile any more? 152 00:08:24,192 --> 00:08:28,150 I smile. Look. Look as I smile. 153 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:31,275 I even laugh. 154 00:08:38,879 --> 00:08:42,213 A guy who smiles all the time has something to hide. 155 00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:45,129 What are you hiding? 156 00:08:46,588 --> 00:08:48,775 Answer when you're asked a question. 157 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:52,525 Well, it's because... 158 00:08:54,296 --> 00:08:56,171 I've been so happy... 159 00:08:56,379 --> 00:09:00,129 I've always wondered why, why me. 160 00:09:00,338 --> 00:09:02,421 So much luck, how's that possible? 161 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:05,754 Even when I fell down, I thought "lucky guy" 162 00:09:07,525 --> 00:09:09,921 You see these small eye wrinkles? 163 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,900 That's called a "wrinkled". 164 00:09:13,358 --> 00:09:15,754 It means that the curtain is open. 165 00:09:17,004 --> 00:09:19,504 I give a charming performance. 166 00:09:20,233 --> 00:09:21,275 People love me. 167 00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:23,150 They think I'm brilliant. 168 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,025 I feel light. 169 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:28,463 I wear another man's costume. 170 00:09:28,879 --> 00:09:31,588 A powdered lady even helped me to put it on. 171 00:09:32,629 --> 00:09:34,296 Like when I was little... 172 00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:37,629 and my mother dressed me. 173 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:42,838 Do you understand now? 174 00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:46,483 Is there anything to be undrestood? 175 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:50,129 I'm explaining why I smile. 176 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:52,108 Yes. 177 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:54,921 I'm gentle enough to smile. 178 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,004 Yes. 179 00:09:58,254 --> 00:10:01,692 You don't feel the same? The need to thank? 180 00:10:04,192 --> 00:10:05,233 No. 181 00:10:05,442 --> 00:10:07,733 No? Then what do you feel? 182 00:10:09,921 --> 00:10:12,733 Nothing. Only a feeling of emptiness. 183 00:10:14,088 --> 00:10:15,650 I'm like a container. 184 00:10:19,713 --> 00:10:21,588 A hot water jar? 185 00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:24,192 You know about that? 186 00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:27,942 Everybody knows about it. That's why I've come. 187 00:10:28,254 --> 00:10:30,129 - It seems the blow was hard. - Very hard. 188 00:10:31,692 --> 00:10:34,713 But what did he want to do with it? Drink it? 189 00:10:35,442 --> 00:10:37,421 We don't know. We didn't understand. 190 00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:43,046 What the heck should I do with this water jar? 191 00:10:43,358 --> 00:10:45,754 I'm only asking you to order it. 192 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:48,879 You, move from there. Leave your place for this gentleman. 193 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,983 And where shall I put myself now? 194 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,525 You can take my place. 195 00:10:57,942 --> 00:10:59,921 My life is ruined. 196 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:03,254 Thank you, you're very kind. If I can help you... 197 00:11:04,817 --> 00:11:06,796 Do you have a gun? 198 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:08,879 On me? 199 00:11:10,338 --> 00:11:13,254 Forget it. He understands nothing. 200 00:11:14,817 --> 00:11:15,963 But wait! 201 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,046 I don't know if I have a gun. 202 00:11:19,608 --> 00:11:21,483 Who's this idiot? 203 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:29,504 What am I supposed to do? 204 00:11:30,963 --> 00:11:33,463 He doesn't know what he has to do. 205 00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:37,213 How should I know it? 206 00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:40,963 Think of your text. Always and above all, your text. 207 00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,879 Yes, but what text? No one gave me a text! 208 00:11:44,088 --> 00:11:46,483 Then clear off and stop annoying us. 209 00:11:46,692 --> 00:11:48,879 Come, you're at the wrong table. 210 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,046 When I'm given a place I never give it up to anybody. 211 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,129 - I'm not asking that. - What do you want? 212 00:11:55,338 --> 00:11:56,171 Nothing, nothing! 213 00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,671 Then shut up and stop this show. 214 00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:02,317 For some people here lunch is a time to rest. 215 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:04,504 I won't ask for your jar of hot water! 216 00:12:04,713 --> 00:12:06,067 You want to be a bore! 217 00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,463 I won't ask for it. You do it yourself. 218 00:12:08,671 --> 00:12:10,338 Me? The guy doesn't hear me. 219 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:11,692 I don't want to be filmed. 220 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,150 No one is filming you. 221 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,754 Don't believe you! There's always a hidden camera. 222 00:12:15,963 --> 00:12:18,775 Forget the camera, otherwise you'll be bad. 223 00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:21,379 Right now you're good. Forget the camera. 224 00:12:21,692 --> 00:12:23,150 A jar of hot water. 225 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,275 Don't ask me. Ask the waiter. 226 00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:27,421 There are four waiters. 227 00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:30,754 The one who's going away, the thin one. Hurry up! 228 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,629 Waiter! Please! 229 00:12:33,775 --> 00:12:35,963 Could I have a jar of hot water, please? 230 00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,983 Right away! A jar of hot water! One! 231 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,796 Can I go to my date now? 232 00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:51,379 What do you do for a living? 233 00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:53,671 Actor. 234 00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:56,275 Are you acceptable? 235 00:12:58,046 --> 00:13:00,442 - Are you famous? 236 00:13:01,796 --> 00:13:03,463 I know Mr Villeret well. 237 00:13:03,671 --> 00:13:04,817 But I don't know you. 238 00:13:07,213 --> 00:13:09,713 I'm Decharme. Christian Decharme. 239 00:13:10,338 --> 00:13:12,838 - Businessman. - We don't care. 240 00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:15,025 - I had a partner... - We don't care. 241 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:18,046 - A 30 year's friendship... - We don't care. 242 00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:20,129 This guy, how shall I put it... 243 00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:22,004 But we don't care. 244 00:13:22,213 --> 00:13:24,504 - He was more than a brother. - We don't care. 245 00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:28,046 Not a bit tired of saying "we don't care"? 246 00:13:28,254 --> 00:13:29,713 Yes. Beginning to. 247 00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,213 Where does it hurt? 248 00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,775 The trapeziuses! 249 00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:36,688 Take off your jacket, I'll give you a massage. 250 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,766 You're not wanted here again, is that clear? 251 00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:37,019 You are "regurgitated". The restaurant "regurgitates" you. 252 00:14:38,692 --> 00:14:40,149 Poor idiot. 253 00:14:40,733 --> 00:14:44,265 I'm not a poor idiot. You're wrong. 254 00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:47,973 there aren't enough roles for all, that's the truth. 255 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:52,185 We talked about it at the meeting, remember? 256 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:56,471 At present the role is mine, tomorrow you'll have it. 257 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,472 But for the moment, it's mine. 258 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,607 So you go away and leave the place to me. 259 00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:06,228 Anyway, I will be better. 260 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,439 You know that. 261 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,811 It's not a role for you. 262 00:15:10,025 --> 00:15:12,774 The suit would be too large for you. 263 00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:15,431 Too much cloth. You would float. 264 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:18,015 Good. 265 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,938 Will you call me in at the countryside? 266 00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:29,353 may I know this idiot's name? 267 00:15:33,067 --> 00:15:35,353 We get along well, hey? 268 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,688 Being together is a good idea. 269 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,690 Yes. Excellent. 270 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,849 The first time we've filmed together? 271 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,725 Yes, the first. 272 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,690 We are good, right? 273 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,895 Not the worst for sure. 274 00:15:53,775 --> 00:15:55,232 Where are we going like this? 275 00:15:55,942 --> 00:15:57,648 I know nothing. 276 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:00,191 Isn't he going to say "cut"? 277 00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:03,894 - Forget it, act natural. - I am natural. 278 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:05,809 You could be more. 279 00:16:06,317 --> 00:16:09,019 Don't stay in the middle, we're filming a shot. 280 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:10,976 A shot? What shot? 281 00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:13,645 A shot where there's some idiot passing who does not recognize us. 282 00:16:13,858 --> 00:16:15,814 But I recognize you! I want an autograph! 283 00:16:16,025 --> 00:16:18,229 - We don't give them. - You're not nice. 284 00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:20,681 I am nice. Got a paper? 285 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,309 I even have a pen. 286 00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:24,231 Hurry up, losing precious time. 287 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,598 My name is Andr� Dussolier. 288 00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,147 That's it! Signed! 289 00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:32,266 Clear off! I keep the pen. 290 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,306 Where's the other idiot? 291 00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:36,731 Talking about me? 292 00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:38,518 No, not you. 293 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,933 You said "the other idiot". Not very nice... 294 00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:44,731 I was talking about Sami Frey. 295 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,774 Have you seen him? 296 00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:50,314 I haven't seen any Sami. But I've been around. 297 00:16:57,608 --> 00:16:58,935 Are you following me? 298 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,105 Yes, I'm following you. 299 00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:02,556 Why? 300 00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:04,896 I have the right to follow whoever I want. 301 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,349 If I want, I'll overtake you... 302 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:11,018 Look, I'm overtaking you. 303 00:17:12,317 --> 00:17:14,272 It's you who's following me now. 304 00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:17,267 If I stop, you stop too. 305 00:17:17,817 --> 00:17:19,475 And if I turn around? 306 00:17:19,692 --> 00:17:21,896 - I also turn. - I go the other way. 307 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,388 I keep following you. 308 00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:27,349 - What if I stop? - Where? 309 00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:29,932 Middle of the crossroads. And now? 310 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,306 - I'm pissed off. - Finally! 311 00:17:32,525 --> 00:17:34,811 - The cars are shaving my buttocks. - At last! 312 00:17:35,025 --> 00:17:36,518 Move your ass, fag! 313 00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:37,646 I'm not a fag! 314 00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:42,183 What about fags? 315 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,644 What do you mean? Nothing. 316 00:17:43,983 --> 00:17:46,140 - You don't like fags? - Yes, very much. 317 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,768 I'm a fag! 318 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,228 Since when? 319 00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:50,555 It's caught me recently. 320 00:17:50,775 --> 00:17:52,268 How? 321 00:17:52,483 --> 00:17:53,064 From behind. 322 00:17:53,358 --> 00:17:55,065 Yes, inevitably. 323 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:56,515 Inevitably. 324 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:57,977 I don't like that word very much. 325 00:17:58,192 --> 00:17:59,270 Me neither. 326 00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:00,597 I prefer "tenderly". 327 00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:02,807 I wasn't going to say "tenderly" 328 00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:05,182 - You could have. - I say what I want. 329 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,149 - Me, I do what I want. - I don't give a damn. 330 00:18:09,192 --> 00:18:11,478 I can give you one. 331 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,689 I forbid you to touch me. 332 00:18:14,442 --> 00:18:17,144 I'll touch you if I want to. 333 00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:20,315 You don't say! 334 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:24,435 In showbusiness there are very important people who are homosexuals. 335 00:18:24,692 --> 00:18:25,889 Yes, I know some. 336 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:28,857 I'm not talking about the known ones, those who admit it. 337 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,852 What matters is those we don't know. 338 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,436 Piccoli, for example. 339 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:36,565 Piccoli? Come on, don't believe you. 340 00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:39,064 He's a fag, I'm telling you. 341 00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:40,515 He's a fag! 342 00:18:41,108 --> 00:18:42,684 It's not recent. 343 00:18:51,775 --> 00:18:55,105 You could have slapped him in the face, he deserved it. 344 00:18:57,358 --> 00:18:58,732 I was very firm. 345 00:18:58,942 --> 00:19:00,600 He always thinks he's firm. 346 00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:02,309 I've met some more firm. 347 00:19:02,817 --> 00:19:03,598 In Italy. 348 00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,181 Sorry, Pierrot. I'm a bit nervous. 349 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,513 Tell me if there are things you don't like about me. 350 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,600 Your skin still has the smell of women. 351 00:19:24,442 --> 00:19:26,516 The jar of hot water, 352 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,356 when I asked you for it, 353 00:19:29,317 --> 00:19:32,647 did you hear me, or was it to piss me off? 354 00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:37,940 I heard someone... 355 00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,143 asking for something... 356 00:19:41,442 --> 00:19:43,314 but it was so blurred... 357 00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:44,473 so distant... 358 00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:49,098 It seemed somebody asking for help, 359 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:51,476 but without hope. 360 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,270 A drowning person? 361 00:19:56,442 --> 00:19:57,354 Yes. 362 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,772 Not totally drowned yet, 363 00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:03,978 but getting used to the idea of dying. 364 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,689 "I'm drowning", he says to himself. 365 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,895 "Bah..." 366 00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:09,680 "At last..." 367 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:13,731 Does someone pay you? 368 00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,391 - What for? - To get me down. 369 00:20:16,608 --> 00:20:18,184 I was already down. 370 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:21,103 Who's plotting against me? 371 00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:25,357 It's not against you, it's against all actors. 372 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,308 But why actors? 373 00:20:28,358 --> 00:20:30,314 What have they done wrong? 374 00:20:31,025 --> 00:20:31,890 Sir, 375 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,265 Sir, 376 00:20:36,108 --> 00:20:38,265 I've something to ask from you. 377 00:20:39,317 --> 00:20:41,058 Can you give me an autograph? 378 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,679 An autograph? 379 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:44,431 From me? 380 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,856 What for? 381 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,309 I'm Pierre Arditi. 382 00:20:50,358 --> 00:20:52,432 yes, I've recognized you. 383 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:55,308 One day I was at Quimper, 384 00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:57,516 with a woman I dreamt of marrying. 385 00:20:57,775 --> 00:21:00,264 I was proposing, confessing my love 386 00:21:00,483 --> 00:21:02,557 and you came for an autograph. 387 00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:04,144 Yes, I remember it very well. 388 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,644 You didn't have a pen. 389 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,807 - Yes, that's true. - Nor paper. 390 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:08,647 Right. 391 00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:11,189 And me, to please that woman, 392 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,394 to show her that an actor can be a simple commited person, 393 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,353 I went for some paper and she ran off, never to be seen again... 394 00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:21,688 And now I live with Jean Claude Brialy! 395 00:21:21,942 --> 00:21:23,139 Very good, Brialy! 396 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:25,065 Not bad, but I prefer a woman. 397 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,898 Then you may have mine. 398 00:21:27,108 --> 00:21:28,482 - Do you have one? - Of course. 399 00:21:28,692 --> 00:21:29,935 - How's she? - Very well. 400 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,852 She's the one you were crazy about. 401 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,272 Did she leave with you? 402 00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:39,185 Yes, a crazy story. Do I sign the autograph? 403 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,857 - Yes... - A pen? 404 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:41,896 Yes... yes. 405 00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:44,942 Here's my card. Fran�ois N�gre. 406 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,059 We might have lunch some day. 407 00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:51,723 Interesting projects? Cinema? Theatre? 408 00:21:51,983 --> 00:21:53,145 You do mainly theatre? 409 00:21:53,858 --> 00:21:55,316 You, you're above all an idiot! 410 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:59,271 I try to alternate: idiot, intelligent... 411 00:21:59,483 --> 00:22:01,853 Like me: theatre, cinema... 412 00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:03,722 Harmony in some way. 413 00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:05,684 That's it, harmony. 414 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,022 That's very French, harmony. 415 00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,690 Of course, harmony is... 416 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,691 Okay, ciao! 417 00:22:16,358 --> 00:22:17,057 Ciao! 418 00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:34,017 Are you Pierre Arditi? 419 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:35,146 What do you care? 420 00:22:35,358 --> 00:22:38,191 - I admire you a lot. - Thank you. 421 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:41,647 I run to see the plays you're in. 422 00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:43,607 Won't she shut up? 423 00:22:43,817 --> 00:22:46,388 To the cinema too. I see all your films. 424 00:22:46,608 --> 00:22:49,275 If I had to choose, I'd prefer the theatre. 425 00:22:49,525 --> 00:22:51,516 You're a stage man! 426 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,107 You glue me, Madame! 427 00:22:53,317 --> 00:22:55,640 "I glue you"? Did I hear right? 428 00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:57,138 Yes, you glue me. 429 00:22:57,358 --> 00:22:59,230 What do you mean by that? 430 00:22:59,442 --> 00:23:00,769 You glue... 431 00:23:01,442 --> 00:23:02,721 to my balls! 432 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:04,939 I feel sucked! 433 00:23:06,317 --> 00:23:07,726 Oh, you're so funny! 434 00:23:07,942 --> 00:23:10,560 - She thinks I'm funny! - And so Parisian! 435 00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:12,398 I'm going to kill her! 436 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:13,770 No, don't do it! 437 00:23:13,983 --> 00:23:17,894 Yes, yes, I need it! I need it! 438 00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:50,017 Do not be afraid, Ladies and Gentlemen! They're actors playing! 439 00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:54,440 Greet them! 440 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,273 I'll screw them! I'll screw them! 441 00:23:56,483 --> 00:24:00,311 Ok, but at the same time greet them. Nice, be nice... 442 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,351 - Going to kill the fat woman. - This way. 443 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,273 You're a pain! 444 00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:08,398 I have known big pains, but you beat them all. 445 00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:12,229 If there had been a paparazzo, what'd have happened to your career? 446 00:24:13,692 --> 00:24:14,935 Give me a present. 447 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:18,183 Now you want a present! And why a present? 448 00:24:18,942 --> 00:24:21,430 - To console me. - Ok, a small one, then. 449 00:24:22,650 --> 00:24:24,806 Don't like them small, I prefer nothing. 450 00:24:25,025 --> 00:24:28,686 What a cross! You're pretty pampered already. 451 00:24:29,483 --> 00:24:31,355 Pampered? By what? By whom? 452 00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:32,680 By life! 453 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,981 Old fag! 454 00:24:47,108 --> 00:24:48,933 I'm sorry, Jean-Claude. 455 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:56,021 I am going to ask you a thing: 456 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:58,473 you're going to be kind and respect me. 457 00:24:58,983 --> 00:25:00,393 I'm older than you... 458 00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:03,857 Not much, even so 15 years older. 459 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:07,191 I knew Marl�ne Dietrich, 460 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:10,390 and almost knew Sacha Guitry. 461 00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:12,184 I was famous before you. 462 00:25:12,775 --> 00:25:14,813 The Nouvelle Vague, have you heard about it? 463 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,644 You rise, 464 00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:19,264 I step down. It's normal. 465 00:25:20,483 --> 00:25:22,972 They choke me, after 50 years. 466 00:25:23,608 --> 00:25:25,433 They're fed up. 467 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,273 But I'm still here. 468 00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:30,103 And I still play husbands, 469 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:33,145 bankers, furious lawyers. 470 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,149 I am not proud, but I'm not ashamed either. 471 00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:39,808 I accept any role. 472 00:25:41,358 --> 00:25:43,183 But I would never accept 473 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,357 to play a fag. 474 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,727 Even so, you fuck up my ass! 475 00:25:52,442 --> 00:25:53,899 Who said "cut"? 476 00:25:54,108 --> 00:25:55,731 Did anyone say "cut"? 477 00:25:56,025 --> 00:25:57,055 Did you hear "cut"? 478 00:25:57,275 --> 00:25:58,851 I did not hear any "cut". 479 00:26:03,650 --> 00:26:05,226 Where were we? 480 00:26:05,483 --> 00:26:07,308 I was telling you: "Though you fuck me". 481 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:10,357 You know that's a joke! All this is a joke! 482 00:26:10,608 --> 00:26:14,554 Everything in life is a joke: love,glory, even the stroke of genius ... 483 00:26:15,025 --> 00:26:17,692 Ah, the Caviar House! Let's go have a snack. 484 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:18,930 No, thank you. 485 00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:22,598 I don't give a damn! I'm hungry! Haven't eaten since last night. 486 00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:24,014 I haven't had my present! 487 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,809 Still your present! 488 00:26:26,025 --> 00:26:27,566 - What do you want? - A watch. 489 00:26:27,775 --> 00:26:29,019 You already have three! 490 00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:32,895 Then I'll have four. Give me a big slap! Slap me! Slap me! 491 00:26:34,275 --> 00:26:36,561 - Thanks, feeling better. - That hurt, didn't it? 492 00:26:36,775 --> 00:26:39,264 - It will vanish with the caviar. - How whimsical! 493 00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:41,853 Of course, yes, of course! 494 00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:49,230 Follow that idiot, that one, the one with a jar of hot water! 495 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,309 All of them have one. Are you shooting a film? 496 00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:53,603 No, no, of course not! 497 00:26:53,942 --> 00:26:56,893 Where are you going? Where's the camera? 498 00:26:57,108 --> 00:26:58,898 Is that hot water for me? 499 00:26:59,108 --> 00:27:02,972 Don't stay in the middle! Who's this idiot? 500 00:27:03,775 --> 00:27:06,264 I have asked for a jar of hot water! 501 00:27:10,858 --> 00:27:12,138 Can I hold your arm? 502 00:27:12,358 --> 00:27:13,472 Leave me alone. 503 00:27:13,692 --> 00:27:16,974 Please! Let me be kind! My heart is inflated by Spring! 504 00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:19,059 You speak like Claude Rich. 505 00:27:19,275 --> 00:27:22,522 Yes, I've been told that often. Specially when I'm happy. 506 00:27:22,817 --> 00:27:24,309 I liked Claude Rich. 507 00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:25,769 Ah, yes! Me too! 508 00:27:26,108 --> 00:27:27,482 He was a fine actor. 509 00:27:27,692 --> 00:27:31,602 Yes, and you could smell something dangerous. 510 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,518 The villain behind the smile. 511 00:27:34,692 --> 00:27:36,729 But why do we have to run? 512 00:27:36,942 --> 00:27:38,731 It's my wicked side! 513 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:41,515 Are you crazy? See what you've done? 514 00:27:42,192 --> 00:27:44,763 I was here! I have seen everything! 515 00:27:45,150 --> 00:27:47,306 - What have you seen? - You hit that gentleman. 516 00:27:47,525 --> 00:27:49,895 Me? I did not have time! 517 00:27:50,108 --> 00:27:53,688 You don't need an hour to strike. Look. I'm striking you! 518 00:27:56,525 --> 00:27:59,192 Have you seen? Wasn't I good? 519 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,857 - Magnificent! - Another one? 520 00:28:01,067 --> 00:28:01,813 Let's go! 521 00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:09,144 Ah, no! No! No! 522 00:28:09,358 --> 00:28:11,065 Ah, yes! Yes, yes! 523 00:28:34,317 --> 00:28:35,478 What's going on? 524 00:28:35,858 --> 00:28:37,020 Wait, don't move. 525 00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:45,063 What are you looking at? 526 00:28:45,942 --> 00:28:47,731 We'd like someone to tell us. 527 00:29:02,858 --> 00:29:04,517 I find it pretty beautiful. 528 00:29:05,192 --> 00:29:06,353 Don't you agree it's beautiful? 529 00:29:06,650 --> 00:29:08,890 Wait for me, I'm coming! 530 00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:11,436 Shut up! I'm viewing the exposition! 531 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:14,854 How do you know it is an exposition? 532 00:29:15,525 --> 00:29:19,305 They expose a lot of things in the Champs Elys�es. 533 00:29:19,775 --> 00:29:22,228 It's hyper-realist... an American thing. 534 00:29:24,692 --> 00:29:26,848 It is well-built, by the way. 535 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,145 Is it cold? 536 00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:30,895 What d'you mean? 537 00:29:31,358 --> 00:29:33,479 I'm asking you if it is cold. 538 00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:35,688 What? 539 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,353 The statue! Is it cold? 540 00:29:40,192 --> 00:29:43,936 Isn't that Depardieu who smashed himself with his motorcycle? 541 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:48,063 What motorcycle? There's no motorcycle. 542 00:29:48,317 --> 00:29:50,935 Yes, precisely! There is one, over there! 543 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:56,399 Ah, this pisses me off! 544 00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:58,308 Shut up, we're seeing that motorcycle! 545 00:30:02,692 --> 00:30:04,433 That's not a motorcycle! 546 00:30:04,650 --> 00:30:05,847 Yes, it is a motorcycle. 547 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:07,563 Hot? 548 00:30:21,275 --> 00:30:22,270 Are you dead? 549 00:30:22,817 --> 00:30:23,847 No! 550 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:26,805 Drunk? 551 00:30:27,108 --> 00:30:28,305 Yes! 552 00:30:29,692 --> 00:30:33,104 What did I tell you? He's drunk. That's a good actor. 553 00:30:33,608 --> 00:30:35,231 Step aside, idiot! 554 00:30:39,858 --> 00:30:41,979 Doesn't come off, fucking helmet. 555 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,768 Pull, damn! 556 00:30:43,983 --> 00:30:45,524 I'm pulling, shit! 557 00:30:46,983 --> 00:30:48,441 He must be swollen... 558 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:49,728 Of course! 559 00:30:50,567 --> 00:30:52,225 You do it! 560 00:30:52,442 --> 00:30:53,057 No. 561 00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:55,598 - I don't know this guy. - Me neither. 562 00:30:58,608 --> 00:30:59,722 Andr�! 563 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,143 Why's he shouting? 564 00:31:02,483 --> 00:31:05,896 I'm abandoned in the middle of the Champs-Elys�es! 565 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:08,603 So what? Why the hell should I care? 566 00:31:08,817 --> 00:31:10,309 Leave him, he's a pain. 567 00:31:10,525 --> 00:31:12,432 You're right, he's a pain. 568 00:31:12,858 --> 00:31:13,771 Andr�! 569 00:31:13,983 --> 00:31:15,690 Yes, what d'you want from Andr�? 570 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:18,684 - Forget him. - Wait, he's a cripple. 571 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,772 For that reason! Precisely! 572 00:31:21,108 --> 00:31:23,395 Put me on the sidewalk! 573 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:27,100 Which sidewalk? There are plenty! 574 00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:30,931 Don't be mean, come for me. They are going to wipe me! 575 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:34,646 If we go, that means we're fond of you. 576 00:31:34,858 --> 00:31:37,726 No, that's not it, it's only about saving a guy. 577 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:41,065 But that guy, if we don't like him? 578 00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,396 If we really dislike him? 579 00:31:43,608 --> 00:31:45,646 It's not real dislike! 580 00:31:45,942 --> 00:31:47,600 Yes! You may believe us! 581 00:31:47,817 --> 00:31:50,519 Me, I find you unpleasant! 582 00:31:50,733 --> 00:31:52,689 Me too! The same! 583 00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:54,565 Motherfucker! 584 00:31:54,858 --> 00:31:56,517 Assholes! 585 00:32:03,483 --> 00:32:04,893 Do you need help? 586 00:32:05,108 --> 00:32:06,850 No, thanks. Everything's fine. 587 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,680 - Are you sure? - Completely. 588 00:32:12,192 --> 00:32:13,684 You don't seem very well. 589 00:32:16,608 --> 00:32:18,564 Who, me? 590 00:32:19,233 --> 00:32:20,691 Yes, you. 591 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,565 Forget it. It's Depardieu. 592 00:32:26,067 --> 00:32:27,441 He crashed again? 593 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,305 No, it's fake, it's for a film. 594 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:32,393 A film you are shooting? 595 00:32:32,608 --> 00:32:34,599 Yes, yes, this very moment. 596 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:46,647 - Where's the camera? - You can't see it. It's hidden. 597 00:32:47,942 --> 00:32:50,063 And where is it hidden? 598 00:32:50,275 --> 00:32:51,649 In my ass. 599 00:32:59,942 --> 00:33:02,513 - Where are the others? - What others? 600 00:33:02,733 --> 00:33:04,854 I was with Andr� Dussolier and Claude Rich. 601 00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:05,813 Ah, yes! 602 00:33:08,692 --> 00:33:12,389 Morons! Why are you hitting me on the head? 603 00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:13,645 Your papers! 604 00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:15,600 - My papers? What papers? - Your papers! 605 00:33:15,817 --> 00:33:18,305 I don't have papers, you're real morons. 606 00:33:24,108 --> 00:33:27,521 Look out! You want to be moved to Corsica? 607 00:33:27,983 --> 00:33:29,690 No,not Corsica, G�rard! Not Corsica! 608 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,891 Be careful, I know people in the government. 609 00:33:32,108 --> 00:33:33,684 We're leaving, G�rard, we're leaving... 610 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:34,978 Come on, move! 611 00:33:35,483 --> 00:33:39,311 Key! Motorcycle! Pull out! Move! Police headquarters! 612 00:33:39,525 --> 00:33:43,566 I also had a motorcycle! It exploded! Exploded! Headquarters! 613 00:33:57,442 --> 00:33:59,728 Is our group homogeneous? 614 00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:01,431 No. 615 00:34:02,067 --> 00:34:03,310 What d'you mean, no? 616 00:34:04,858 --> 00:34:07,809 Excuse me, but we're not a homogeneous group. 617 00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:10,854 Why isn't it homogeneous, then? 618 00:34:12,442 --> 00:34:14,148 There are enmities. 619 00:34:14,942 --> 00:34:16,399 Between who and who? 620 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:23,061 It's Dussolier who sows discord. 621 00:34:24,942 --> 00:34:25,972 I sow discord? 622 00:34:26,192 --> 00:34:30,020 Yes, he's the one who sows discord. Dussolier's very disagreeable. 623 00:34:31,233 --> 00:34:32,181 With whom? 624 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,430 With me. 625 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,814 Claude Rich is also disagreeable. 626 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,814 Claude Rich is usually nice, 627 00:34:40,025 --> 00:34:43,355 but with Dussolier, he gets very, very stupid. 628 00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:44,936 That's true. 629 00:34:45,358 --> 00:34:46,602 What d'you mean? 630 00:34:47,275 --> 00:34:49,065 Very bad, your influence on me. 631 00:34:49,275 --> 00:34:50,933 - Is it? - Very bad. 632 00:34:53,483 --> 00:34:54,645 I like Sami Frey very much. 633 00:34:54,942 --> 00:34:56,814 I also like him very much. 634 00:34:57,067 --> 00:34:58,607 I don't like him. 635 00:34:59,608 --> 00:35:01,149 I can't stand him. How can we like him? 636 00:35:03,650 --> 00:35:05,973 Me, I really can't stand you either. 637 00:35:06,483 --> 00:35:08,190 And you know exactly why? 638 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,640 No... but it's strong. 639 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:14,889 Funny, I also feel a certain displeasure. 640 00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:17,394 Towards whom? 641 00:35:18,525 --> 00:35:19,899 Towards you. 642 00:35:24,275 --> 00:35:24,891 Good! All right! 643 00:35:26,233 --> 00:35:28,023 There. I'm leaving the film. 644 00:35:28,233 --> 00:35:30,390 This is it, you've got it! 645 00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:33,560 Shitty film! 646 00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:35,852 Stinking film! 647 00:35:36,983 --> 00:35:38,014 Andr�! 648 00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:40,265 Andr�! 649 00:35:41,150 --> 00:35:42,559 I beg you, listen to me. 650 00:35:42,775 --> 00:35:44,433 What d'you want? What? 651 00:35:44,650 --> 00:35:47,269 We need you. Your absence creates a void. 652 00:35:47,608 --> 00:35:51,188 We're on three legs! Stay! Even Sami wants you to stay. 653 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,225 Tell him to fuck off. 654 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:56,108 Oh, that's disgusting! You're spitting in your soup. 655 00:35:56,775 --> 00:35:59,061 Mastroianni would never have left. Never. 656 00:35:59,275 --> 00:36:02,723 He did his job smiling. He always got up in a good mood. 657 00:36:02,983 --> 00:36:04,014 Like the sun. 658 00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:07,765 I'm not Mastroianni. No one can replace Mastroianni. 659 00:36:07,983 --> 00:36:09,227 Me, I cannot replace him. 660 00:36:09,442 --> 00:36:11,065 Who can? Any idea? 661 00:36:11,317 --> 00:36:14,101 Anyone who's good, no one will see the difference. 662 00:36:14,442 --> 00:36:17,356 If you say nothing, they'll think it's me. 663 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,974 You have to stop being idiots. 664 00:36:30,817 --> 00:36:33,731 We all are talented, have desirable careers. 665 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:35,974 There is no reason to be jealous. 666 00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:39,354 Well, 667 00:36:39,942 --> 00:36:40,854 Sami, 668 00:36:42,192 --> 00:36:43,898 I apologize to you... 669 00:36:44,817 --> 00:36:46,475 I've been aggressive, mean ... 670 00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:49,353 You're overreacting... You're overreacting... 671 00:36:49,692 --> 00:36:52,476 I was agressive and mean! Stop interrupting me! 672 00:36:52,692 --> 00:36:54,184 I was not interrupting you, I was trying to be kind. 673 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,893 That doesn't work for you. You're not kind! 674 00:36:56,108 --> 00:36:58,514 Ms Dussolier, can I have an autograph? 675 00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:00,807 With pleasure. Right now. 676 00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:02,680 To whom? 677 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,270 Charly, my husband. 678 00:37:05,483 --> 00:37:06,893 He collects autographs. 679 00:37:07,817 --> 00:37:09,807 I'll write "To Charly"... 680 00:37:10,775 --> 00:37:12,149 and I sign... 681 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,143 Your name. Your name... 682 00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:15,895 Andr� Dussolier? 683 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,021 For example. 684 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:18,643 You don't care about the name? 685 00:37:18,858 --> 00:37:21,063 I know I like you without the autograph. 686 00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:22,732 I'll sign Piccoli. 687 00:37:22,983 --> 00:37:24,690 Well, that annoys me. 688 00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,930 You don't like him? 689 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:27,311 Not really. 690 00:37:27,525 --> 00:37:30,476 He's a good actor, but he means nothing to me. 691 00:37:30,692 --> 00:37:32,481 I don't like him very much either. 692 00:37:32,692 --> 00:37:35,559 He doesn't seem to act, he's there, but he doesn't act. 693 00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:38,098 And you prefer an actor who really... 694 00:37:38,358 --> 00:37:39,602 Of course! An "actor". 695 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,482 Like Sami Frey? 696 00:37:41,733 --> 00:37:44,518 Sami Frey, yes. I agree. 697 00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:45,930 I'll sign Sami Frey. 698 00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:48,224 Good idea. 699 00:37:48,442 --> 00:37:50,183 Sami, does it annoy you? 700 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,640 Do not rack your brain. 701 00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:54,513 He's accommodating. 702 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,980 I'll write "To Charly, with greetings from Sami Frey". 703 00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:01,103 And Jacques Villeret, do you like him? 704 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,848 Villeret, oh my God, he's so funny! 705 00:38:05,275 --> 00:38:06,436 Because he is here. 706 00:38:06,942 --> 00:38:10,058 I know, I saw him. Of course he's here. 707 00:38:10,275 --> 00:38:13,143 I know. My God, he's so funny! 708 00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:16,273 Then I write "To Charly, 709 00:38:16,608 --> 00:38:20,472 with greetings from S. Frey and J. Villeret". 710 00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:26,690 I'll tell him I saw them at the same time. 711 00:38:28,358 --> 00:38:30,230 Two old mates together. 712 00:38:48,817 --> 00:38:52,348 What are they doing? We've got to hassle them. 713 00:38:53,817 --> 00:38:56,731 I've got a trainee in front of each van, 714 00:38:56,942 --> 00:38:58,482 knocking on the door until they come out. 715 00:38:58,692 --> 00:38:59,805 Why don't they come out? 716 00:39:00,025 --> 00:39:01,139 I don't know. 717 00:39:01,358 --> 00:39:03,811 Do I have to go there myself? 718 00:39:41,275 --> 00:39:43,431 You'll have to make do with what's left. 719 00:39:46,692 --> 00:39:48,398 I'm ready. 720 00:39:49,150 --> 00:39:50,892 You may go on. 721 00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:00,640 Engine! 722 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:02,563 Rolling! 723 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:03,723 Clapperboard! 724 00:40:04,192 --> 00:40:05,898 What do I write in the clapperboard? 725 00:40:06,108 --> 00:40:07,767 Cut, shit! What? 726 00:40:07,983 --> 00:40:09,061 What do I write in the clapperboard? 727 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:10,519 I don't know! 728 00:40:10,817 --> 00:40:12,475 Write "Sicilian". 729 00:40:12,775 --> 00:40:14,517 - "Sicilian"? - "Sicilian". 730 00:40:14,858 --> 00:40:15,853 Silence! 731 00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:20,101 When you wish. 732 00:40:20,358 --> 00:40:21,306 Engine! 733 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:24,063 Rolling! 734 00:40:24,317 --> 00:40:25,311 Clapperboard! 735 00:40:25,525 --> 00:40:26,934 Sicilian, one, first. 736 00:40:28,858 --> 00:40:29,806 Action! 737 00:40:30,733 --> 00:40:32,641 There won't be a lot of action. 738 00:40:33,192 --> 00:40:36,557 Then I don't say "Action!", I say "Go!" 739 00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:40,191 The best would be to say absolutely nothing... 740 00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:43,224 observe a moment of silence. 741 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:47,770 I know when I must leave. 742 00:40:50,150 --> 00:40:52,022 D'you have a new store? 743 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:53,477 New store. 744 00:40:53,775 --> 00:40:56,477 Then you can afford 10 minutes' silence. 745 00:40:58,733 --> 00:41:00,558 I am a silent guy. 746 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,606 I have a silent mouth. 747 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:07,186 Except that now I feel like talking. 748 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,808 So, give me some news. 749 00:41:12,358 --> 00:41:14,894 How do the films go? Making a small profit? 750 00:41:16,650 --> 00:41:18,854 Can you face up the Americans? 751 00:41:19,817 --> 00:41:21,523 And your actors, how are they feeling? 752 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:24,892 Actors are the most important. 753 00:41:27,192 --> 00:41:29,064 Me, I knew Gabin. 754 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,523 Then also Lino. 755 00:41:33,067 --> 00:41:34,607 I filmed with them. 756 00:41:40,858 --> 00:41:43,477 Why isn't my chair with the others? 757 00:41:44,275 --> 00:41:46,230 We didn't know you were coming. 758 00:41:48,442 --> 00:41:49,685 And your manager? 759 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:51,978 It's me. 760 00:41:53,608 --> 00:41:56,606 You should always have a chair for a friend passing by. 761 00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,559 A chair with his name on it. 762 00:42:01,025 --> 00:42:02,601 That's pleasant. 763 00:42:02,817 --> 00:42:04,393 He'll feel considered. 764 00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:08,314 Are there chairs for Bourvil? 765 00:42:09,275 --> 00:42:10,732 Simone (Signoret) and Yves (Montand)? 766 00:42:12,692 --> 00:42:13,770 Louis de Fun�s? 767 00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:16,732 We have all those chairs. 768 00:42:18,483 --> 00:42:20,190 Then take them all outside, 769 00:42:22,025 --> 00:42:23,767 so that we feel in family. 770 00:42:38,733 --> 00:42:39,847 Come in! 771 00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:49,023 We had asked for lunch at twelve, not three. 772 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,105 - Sorry, I was busy. - With what? 773 00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:53,729 - Looking for a whore. - What whore? 774 00:42:53,983 --> 00:42:55,227 The one that took my role. 775 00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:57,516 You asked me to replace you. 776 00:42:57,733 --> 00:42:59,440 - Yes, but I came back. - Why? 777 00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:00,515 Because. 778 00:43:01,275 --> 00:43:04,439 Shit! Shit! A story that seemed to be magnificent! 779 00:43:12,192 --> 00:43:14,064 You may call me Josie, if you like. 780 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,857 Good afternoon, Madame. 781 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:12,724 I'm Jacques ViIleret. 782 00:44:14,567 --> 00:44:17,565 Have you met my companion Dussolier? 783 00:44:19,817 --> 00:44:21,689 We're sorry to bother you. 784 00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:27,101 May we come in? 785 00:44:27,608 --> 00:44:29,765 We'd like to talk to you. 786 00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:31,607 I'm not very... 787 00:44:31,817 --> 00:44:34,684 You look very well. Let's not lose time. 788 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:37,021 It's a serious subject. 789 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:45,269 What subject? 790 00:45:40,108 --> 00:45:42,431 You're going to tell me, or I'll cry! 791 00:45:43,525 --> 00:45:45,848 Do you know Jean-Pierre Marielle, Madame? 792 00:45:46,733 --> 00:45:48,392 - The actor? - Himself. 793 00:45:49,567 --> 00:45:51,474 Everybody knows J-P Marielle. 794 00:45:51,692 --> 00:45:55,685 Let's suppose one day he shows up at your door suddenly. 795 00:45:56,317 --> 00:45:58,354 What would you do? 796 00:46:00,442 --> 00:46:02,267 I'd offer him a drink. 797 00:46:02,608 --> 00:46:03,935 And us, are we shit? 798 00:46:04,150 --> 00:46:06,639 Does it cross your mind we may be thirsty? 799 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:11,607 What do you want to drink? 800 00:46:12,025 --> 00:46:13,352 Double scotch. 801 00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:15,607 Cold beer. 802 00:46:20,817 --> 00:46:22,309 We come with you. 803 00:46:22,650 --> 00:46:23,977 What for? 804 00:46:24,608 --> 00:46:27,441 To see where you keep your bottles, all that. 805 00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:37,728 Are you planning to stay long? 806 00:46:38,067 --> 00:46:40,934 As long as it's needed to protect you, Madame. 807 00:46:41,525 --> 00:46:43,101 Against what? 808 00:46:44,608 --> 00:46:46,433 You're under threat, Madame. 809 00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:49,732 You still don't know it, but you're under threat. 810 00:46:49,942 --> 00:46:51,103 By whom? 811 00:46:55,025 --> 00:46:57,514 J-P Marielle is coming to visit you. 812 00:46:57,733 --> 00:46:59,309 - When? - Soon. 813 00:47:00,358 --> 00:47:01,934 We'll stay here. 814 00:47:02,608 --> 00:47:05,144 You never know what can happen. 815 00:47:05,650 --> 00:47:07,771 What do you mean? 816 00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:10,515 J-P Marielle isn't all right. 817 00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:12,810 What happened to him? 818 00:47:13,775 --> 00:47:15,019 He's not well. 819 00:47:16,858 --> 00:47:20,058 - Is it a bedroom? - No, no, the bed is not made. 820 00:47:20,317 --> 00:47:21,430 At 3 o'clock? 821 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,857 We are staying here. 822 00:47:44,567 --> 00:47:47,979 Leave the door open, so that we can see and hear. 823 00:48:15,608 --> 00:48:16,639 Good afternoon. 824 00:48:18,233 --> 00:48:19,228 Monsieur... 825 00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:23,434 - Sorry to bother you. - No problem. 826 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:27,690 Is your husband home? 827 00:48:29,692 --> 00:48:31,848 No, not now. 828 00:48:32,525 --> 00:48:34,183 Could I wait for him? 829 00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:36,020 Where? 830 00:48:37,650 --> 00:48:38,728 Here, for example. 831 00:48:40,317 --> 00:48:42,189 Is it convenient? 832 00:48:43,025 --> 00:48:44,767 I am Jean-Pierre Marielle. 833 00:48:52,233 --> 00:48:54,058 What time does your husband come home? 834 00:48:54,275 --> 00:48:55,684 It depends. 835 00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:58,356 What do you mean? 836 00:48:58,567 --> 00:49:00,190 Sometimes early, sometimes late. 837 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,474 I'll wait for him even if he comes late. 838 00:49:07,733 --> 00:49:08,930 He doesn't sleep out? 839 00:49:10,025 --> 00:49:10,890 No... 840 00:49:12,192 --> 00:49:14,064 Except when he is travelling. 841 00:49:16,233 --> 00:49:17,643 But at present 842 00:49:18,442 --> 00:49:20,100 he isn't travelling. 843 00:49:20,483 --> 00:49:21,514 No, no. 844 00:49:22,150 --> 00:49:23,691 Would you tell me? 845 00:49:24,608 --> 00:49:25,852 I don't understand. 846 00:49:26,067 --> 00:49:28,141 Would you keep me waiting for him 847 00:49:28,358 --> 00:49:30,728 even if he was at Limoges? 848 00:49:31,525 --> 00:49:33,765 Why would I do that? 849 00:49:37,733 --> 00:49:40,352 However, you do not look unhappy. 850 00:49:41,858 --> 00:49:42,853 Well, no... 851 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:44,930 actually... 852 00:49:48,025 --> 00:49:49,601 Not unhappy, but... 853 00:49:50,233 --> 00:49:51,856 no longer... 854 00:49:53,025 --> 00:49:54,601 What d'you mean? 855 00:49:58,567 --> 00:50:00,273 Tell me about your husband. 856 00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:04,814 Why should I talk about my husband with a stranger? 857 00:50:06,275 --> 00:50:07,981 I am not a stranger. 858 00:50:08,733 --> 00:50:11,400 I'm interested in your husband. I want to know things. 859 00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:12,935 But what things? 860 00:50:18,275 --> 00:50:20,147 Do you laugh with him? 861 00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:23,731 Yes, sometimes. 862 00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:28,559 Is he funny, the guy? 863 00:50:29,483 --> 00:50:30,941 Sometimes. 864 00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:34,143 But not very funny? 865 00:50:34,483 --> 00:50:37,730 Shit! I don't know any more. 866 00:50:37,983 --> 00:50:39,855 Tell me he is funny, I beg you. 867 00:50:40,067 --> 00:50:43,895 Yes and no, like everyone else. It depends. 868 00:50:49,983 --> 00:50:52,140 Does he play tricks? 869 00:50:54,108 --> 00:50:56,395 - What kind of tricks? - Mean tricks! 870 00:50:59,650 --> 00:51:02,020 - Did he play a mean trick on you? - Very mean. 871 00:51:02,358 --> 00:51:04,183 - Look, there he is. - Who? 872 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,019 - My husband. Stay where you are. - I won't move. 873 00:51:19,108 --> 00:51:20,850 What's this guy doing here? 874 00:51:22,942 --> 00:51:24,979 I am Jean-Pierre Marielle. 875 00:51:28,025 --> 00:51:30,311 I know, I've recognized you. 876 00:51:31,233 --> 00:51:33,900 I am Jean-Pierre Marielle, "the real one"! 877 00:51:35,733 --> 00:51:36,895 Of course. 878 00:51:38,442 --> 00:51:39,555 The actor. 879 00:51:40,858 --> 00:51:42,565 I'm an actor too. 880 00:51:44,775 --> 00:51:45,972 May I know your name? 881 00:51:47,608 --> 00:51:48,686 Piccoli. 882 00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:50,723 Piccoli what? 883 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,231 What d'you mean, "Picoli what"? 884 00:51:55,567 --> 00:51:57,936 There are many Picolis in the list. 885 00:51:59,525 --> 00:52:01,350 What do you want? 886 00:52:02,233 --> 00:52:04,271 I've come for my jar of hot water. 887 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:09,435 Can you release my hand? 888 00:52:09,733 --> 00:52:13,016 I will, when I have my jar of hot water. 889 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,691 - Darling... - Yes... 890 00:52:15,317 --> 00:52:18,682 Give the hot water to J-P Marielle, it seems important to him. 891 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,274 Very important. 892 00:52:20,525 --> 00:52:22,480 I don't want to finish a puzzle 893 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:24,690 and find out a piece is missing. 894 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,393 Certainly. Certainly. 895 00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:33,227 An actor is in crumbs at the end of his career. 896 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,269 That's right. 897 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,067 Look, I believe my eyes are wet. 898 00:52:43,025 --> 00:52:44,186 Yes, indeed. 899 00:52:46,358 --> 00:52:47,768 Tears. 900 00:52:51,317 --> 00:52:53,438 You're seized by an emotion. 901 00:52:53,650 --> 00:52:55,890 I think I'm a good actor at last. 902 00:52:56,108 --> 00:52:56,854 Oh, yes? 903 00:52:57,067 --> 00:52:59,057 I needed an entire life. 904 00:52:59,733 --> 00:53:00,728 Really? 905 00:53:02,108 --> 00:53:05,474 In the beginning I acted, but not any more. 906 00:53:06,358 --> 00:53:08,764 Things come to me as in reality. 907 00:53:10,567 --> 00:53:11,941 I have never acted... 908 00:53:13,442 --> 00:53:15,065 Not even as a youth? 909 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:16,597 Right away I was good. 910 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,938 I remember. I remember. 911 00:53:20,150 --> 00:53:21,477 At ease in any role. 912 00:53:21,817 --> 00:53:23,309 Without effort. 913 00:53:23,692 --> 00:53:24,853 A parade. 914 00:53:25,067 --> 00:53:28,728 I had to force myself. It was necessary to put it over. 915 00:53:28,942 --> 00:53:31,181 Not to mention my voice effects. 916 00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:32,769 Ah, your famous voice effects! 917 00:53:32,983 --> 00:53:34,891 In fact, I was full of tics. 918 00:53:35,108 --> 00:53:35,973 Not always. 919 00:53:36,192 --> 00:53:37,389 Of course, indeed, always. 920 00:53:39,025 --> 00:53:40,980 My God, how I was bad! 921 00:53:42,817 --> 00:53:44,558 And now you're good? 922 00:53:46,358 --> 00:53:47,306 Very good. 923 00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:50,143 Erased all my tics. 924 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,805 I'm like a rock. 925 00:53:54,025 --> 00:53:55,850 Remarkable trajectory. 926 00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:57,441 I think so. 927 00:53:57,733 --> 00:53:59,807 Here, your jar of hot water. 928 00:54:00,025 --> 00:54:01,731 Thank you. Very kind. 929 00:54:06,483 --> 00:54:08,557 Are you leaving with me or staying a while? 930 00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:10,559 Why would I leave? 931 00:54:11,025 --> 00:54:12,222 To go home. 932 00:54:13,192 --> 00:54:14,732 This is my home! 933 00:54:20,233 --> 00:54:22,105 Are you sure? 934 00:54:22,567 --> 00:54:24,890 It's my furniture, it's my wife! 935 00:54:25,108 --> 00:54:26,518 You compare your wife to a piece of furniture? 936 00:54:26,733 --> 00:54:28,274 No! Absolutely! 937 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,021 This woman is not your wife. 938 00:54:32,233 --> 00:54:34,058 - Really? - I assure you. 939 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:36,518 Whose wife is she, then? 940 00:54:36,733 --> 00:54:40,099 I don't know. A bastard with a cold fish face, 941 00:54:40,317 --> 00:54:42,603 who's a waiter at the Caviar House 942 00:54:42,817 --> 00:54:44,891 and who pretends being deaf when I speak to him. 943 00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:48,018 No shame being a waiter at the Caviar House! 944 00:54:48,233 --> 00:54:51,516 A waiter is a man like any other. He deserves some respect! 945 00:54:51,942 --> 00:54:53,648 Even if he goes to bed with your wife? 946 00:54:53,858 --> 00:54:55,979 Even if he goes to bed with my wife! 947 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:05,435 And how do you know that? 948 00:55:06,858 --> 00:55:08,351 I've followed him. 949 00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:10,721 How far? 950 00:55:11,025 --> 00:55:12,304 This far. 951 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,225 - To my house? - Affirmative. 952 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,730 Every day around four, after his first shift ends, 953 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:23,931 he leaves the restaurant and comes to meet your wife, 954 00:55:24,650 --> 00:55:27,731 with whom he stays at least until six, 955 00:55:27,942 --> 00:55:29,849 enough time for a shag. 956 00:55:32,275 --> 00:55:34,147 My love! My love! 957 00:55:34,358 --> 00:55:35,981 Don't be afraid, my darling. 958 00:55:36,192 --> 00:55:38,478 This idiot isn't going to separate us. 959 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,774 And now you may go away! 960 00:55:40,983 --> 00:55:43,353 What are you waiting for? 961 00:55:44,525 --> 00:55:47,606 Everywhere you pass by 962 00:55:47,817 --> 00:55:50,850 nothing grows any more, except black flowers. 963 00:56:00,192 --> 00:56:01,981 I've seen some male nurses! 964 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,684 Does it happen often, seeing male nurses? 965 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:04,895 What male nurses? 966 00:56:05,108 --> 00:56:06,482 There are people who see male nurses. 967 00:56:06,692 --> 00:56:10,638 We don't see them! If we see them, we'll call you! 968 00:56:16,108 --> 00:56:18,597 - Don't get nervous. - I'm nervous, shit. 969 00:56:20,150 --> 00:56:22,224 - I don't like it. - Neither do I. 970 00:56:22,442 --> 00:56:24,479 He has to restrain himself! 971 00:56:27,025 --> 00:56:29,063 I forbid you to call my wife a vixen! 972 00:56:29,275 --> 00:56:30,436 I didn't call her that! 973 00:56:30,650 --> 00:56:32,475 - But you thought of it! - So did you! 974 00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:34,728 Exactly. 975 00:56:37,317 --> 00:56:39,224 You must admit that it's justified. 976 00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,807 I don't like the word "vixen". 977 00:56:46,483 --> 00:56:48,521 You have just been awesome. 978 00:56:49,192 --> 00:56:50,815 - You think so? - Magnificent! 979 00:56:51,317 --> 00:56:53,983 No, it's the reply that's magnificent, you only have to say it. 980 00:56:54,483 --> 00:56:56,273 The reply is beautiful, 981 00:56:56,483 --> 00:56:58,355 but you are deeply moving. 982 00:56:58,567 --> 00:57:00,059 It's my weakness... 983 00:57:00,275 --> 00:57:01,981 It's everyone's weakness... 984 00:57:02,608 --> 00:57:04,848 men and women at last together, 985 00:57:05,525 --> 00:57:07,729 equal before the great mystery... 986 00:57:08,942 --> 00:57:10,351 What mystery? 987 00:57:11,150 --> 00:57:12,098 Love... 988 00:57:12,608 --> 00:57:15,559 If I were you I wouldn't be so confident, 989 00:57:15,775 --> 00:57:18,264 cause you're a woman whose house anyone can get in easily. 990 00:57:18,483 --> 00:57:20,521 - You could get in? - Yes, so could you. 991 00:57:20,733 --> 00:57:21,563 I had the keys! 992 00:57:21,817 --> 00:57:25,147 And the waiter at the Caviar House, does he have the keys? 993 00:57:25,483 --> 00:57:28,896 Don't you ever look under your bed at night? 994 00:57:29,108 --> 00:57:30,435 Under my bed? 995 00:57:30,983 --> 00:57:33,732 In case an unscrupulous guy is there. 996 00:57:46,817 --> 00:57:48,772 I trust Genevi�ve. 997 00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:53,481 Fascinating, the stupidity of a loving guy. 998 00:57:54,525 --> 00:57:58,305 I met her in 1989 at Gers, 999 00:57:58,817 --> 00:58:00,309 we were shooting a film. 1000 00:58:01,025 --> 00:58:02,566 She was a makeup assistant. 1001 00:58:04,608 --> 00:58:05,639 And this? 1002 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:07,561 Is he a makeup assistant? 1003 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,931 - Do you go to bed with Villeret? - What an idea! 1004 00:58:10,150 --> 00:58:13,350 I find a guy in pyjamas in my wife's bedroom, 1005 00:58:13,567 --> 00:58:15,308 you don't have to be a genius! 1006 00:58:15,525 --> 00:58:17,765 - The first idiot he gets. - What did you say? 1007 00:58:17,983 --> 00:58:20,223 Me? Did I say something? 1008 00:58:20,442 --> 00:58:21,816 I saw your lips move! 1009 00:58:22,025 --> 00:58:24,016 How could you see them? You had your back on me. 1010 00:58:24,233 --> 00:58:27,350 I saw them in her eyes, your accomplice. 1011 00:58:27,567 --> 00:58:30,399 I can move my lips without a word! Look! 1012 00:58:31,483 --> 00:58:34,054 Repeat what you've just said, bastard! 1013 00:58:35,108 --> 00:58:37,597 Repeat it, if you have the guts! 1014 00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:41,313 Repeat it, comedian! Comedian! Repeat it! 1015 00:58:44,358 --> 00:58:47,605 There! I can see her! She's moving! She's moving! 1016 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,430 She's moving! 1017 00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:50,847 What's the matter? 1018 00:58:52,567 --> 00:58:54,225 I see people on the corners. 1019 00:58:54,483 --> 00:58:56,273 - What corners? - All of them! 1020 00:58:56,483 --> 00:58:58,190 - Was it sudden? - Yes! 1021 00:58:59,108 --> 00:59:01,265 No, I've always seen them. 1022 00:59:01,483 --> 00:59:02,348 On the corners? 1023 00:59:02,567 --> 00:59:06,264 Sometimes on the corners, sometimes in the middle of the room,they look at me. 1024 00:59:06,483 --> 00:59:08,273 And on the street, they follow me. 1025 00:59:08,483 --> 00:59:10,439 In lifts, they are there. 1026 00:59:10,650 --> 00:59:13,185 No need to ask them "What floor", 1027 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,355 they always go to the same as myself. 1028 00:59:15,567 --> 00:59:17,059 The ambulance is down on the street. 1029 00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:20,185 Proceed with discretion. Don't wake people up. 1030 00:59:25,233 --> 00:59:27,722 Don't fight, no scenes. 1031 00:59:27,942 --> 00:59:29,648 Relax, I'm very soft. 1032 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,565 Even with a jar of hot water? 1033 00:59:31,775 --> 00:59:34,145 - I want to see a doctor. - Are you an actor? 1034 00:59:34,358 --> 00:59:36,728 - At the public's service. - Then, to Belgod�re. 1035 00:59:36,942 --> 00:59:38,814 - Ah, no, not Belgod�re! - Yes. 1036 00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:42,475 That's despicable, what you're doing. 1037 00:59:42,692 --> 00:59:44,019 We're doing our job! 1038 00:59:44,233 --> 00:59:45,774 Do you know who Belgod�re is? 1039 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:49,396 The actors' doctor. Sorry. I didn't choose him. 1040 00:59:53,608 --> 00:59:54,852 Hello, my friend Marielle. 1041 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,564 So, what's up? 1042 01:00:02,108 --> 01:00:03,435 Why doesn't he answer? 1043 01:00:04,150 --> 01:00:06,555 Marielle! It's me, Belgod�re! 1044 01:00:06,983 --> 01:00:08,476 Don't you recognize a friend? 1045 01:00:09,650 --> 01:00:11,107 Hello, Villeret. 1046 01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,769 Are we drinking at present? 1047 01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:15,059 Look out, he's leaving. 1048 01:00:15,275 --> 01:00:17,396 I'm here old man. 1049 01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:19,392 You know I'm here. 1050 01:00:20,192 --> 01:00:23,972 Come with him. He'll feel more comfortable. 1051 01:00:25,942 --> 01:00:28,477 Hello, Dussolier. How about that prostate? [Note: I know women do not have them, but that's what he says!!Olga] 1052 01:00:28,692 --> 01:00:31,476 Sometimes it bothers me. 1053 01:00:32,483 --> 01:00:33,763 We'll have to remove it. 1054 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,149 Of course, it is not cancerous, but ... 1055 01:00:37,733 --> 01:00:39,854 without being pessimistic, 1056 01:00:40,067 --> 01:00:41,559 it might become. 1057 01:00:42,192 --> 01:00:44,645 But, eh, eh, actors are 1058 01:00:44,858 --> 01:00:45,936 incredible, 1059 01:00:46,150 --> 01:00:47,643 they don't let themselves be treated. 1060 01:00:48,108 --> 01:00:50,941 The doctor has to tell them: "You're magnificent", 1061 01:00:51,150 --> 01:00:54,183 "as fit as a fiddle", "how do you manage to rejuvenate?" 1062 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,805 If you say all that, you're a good doctor. 1063 01:00:57,525 --> 01:00:59,599 On the other hand, if you say: 1064 01:00:59,983 --> 01:01:02,650 "We have to examine that, 1065 01:01:02,858 --> 01:01:06,804 make an echography... the results aren't very good... 1066 01:01:07,025 --> 01:01:10,604 This pain when you're examined is worrying... 1067 01:01:10,942 --> 01:01:13,809 actually, I'm worried". Then you should see them! 1068 01:01:14,275 --> 01:01:17,107 "What a complete idiot, this Belgod�re! 1069 01:01:17,317 --> 01:01:19,354 How sinister! 1070 01:01:19,775 --> 01:01:22,015 You get sick only by looking at him..." 1071 01:01:24,317 --> 01:01:26,805 I don't give a damn if I'm not funny. 1072 01:01:27,025 --> 01:01:28,731 I'm not here to be funny. 1073 01:01:29,275 --> 01:01:32,226 I'm not here to applaud you, but to take care of you. 1074 01:01:33,192 --> 01:01:35,810 You'll tell me that actors 1075 01:01:36,108 --> 01:01:38,064 are fragile people, 1076 01:01:38,275 --> 01:01:40,065 we have to protect them, 1077 01:01:40,525 --> 01:01:42,350 handle them with care. 1078 01:01:42,608 --> 01:01:46,056 Is that a reason to let them die 1079 01:01:46,275 --> 01:01:47,602 if we can save them? 1080 01:01:48,108 --> 01:01:51,521 We wonder if they can stand the test. 1081 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:55,356 I tell them the truth. 1082 01:01:56,067 --> 01:02:00,107 Is it important, the truth? They don't listen. 1083 01:02:01,067 --> 01:02:03,188 Just a week ago, 1084 01:02:03,483 --> 01:02:05,273 what's her name... 1085 01:02:05,483 --> 01:02:07,853 this comic actress, 1086 01:02:09,233 --> 01:02:11,852 a pretty well-known girl, she has debuted 1087 01:02:12,692 --> 01:02:16,816 at the night spot with Jugnot, Blanc, Lhermitte... 1088 01:02:17,858 --> 01:02:18,771 A fat one? 1089 01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:22,020 Yes, rather fat. Rather coarse. 1090 01:02:22,650 --> 01:02:23,515 Balasko? 1091 01:02:23,983 --> 01:02:25,974 Yes, Josiane Balasko! 1092 01:02:26,733 --> 01:02:29,222 - I've never liked her. - She's nice. 1093 01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:30,478 A whore, yes! 1094 01:02:30,983 --> 01:02:32,974 Yes, a whore, anyway, 1095 01:02:33,192 --> 01:02:35,099 we're not here to judge. 1096 01:02:35,317 --> 01:02:36,774 Everyone should do as they please. 1097 01:02:36,983 --> 01:02:39,472 We're here only to worry 1098 01:02:39,775 --> 01:02:42,442 about everyone's state of health. Then she comes here 1099 01:02:43,108 --> 01:02:47,232 all smart and happy, you know her... 1100 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:49,855 the joy of living. 1101 01:02:51,525 --> 01:02:53,978 I immediately stopped that joy of living. 1102 01:02:56,108 --> 01:02:58,016 You'll see what I did. 1103 01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:01,148 "My dear Josiane", I tell her, "how are you?" 1104 01:03:01,358 --> 01:03:02,768 "No diseases?" 1105 01:03:02,983 --> 01:03:06,147 "No, no, everything's fine, the machine works." 1106 01:03:06,358 --> 01:03:08,183 "The periods, abundant?" 1107 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,391 "As always", she says boldly. 1108 01:03:10,608 --> 01:03:12,765 "Still eating meat?" 1109 01:03:12,983 --> 01:03:15,934 "I have eaten less." Be careful with meat, 1110 01:03:16,150 --> 01:03:17,559 it's dangerous now. 1111 01:03:18,942 --> 01:03:21,181 I know. There's nothing we can eat now. 1112 01:03:21,483 --> 01:03:23,640 Not even maternal milk is reliable. 1113 01:03:25,650 --> 01:03:27,143 It's true, no kidding, 1114 01:03:27,692 --> 01:03:29,848 if a woman eats calf's head very often 1115 01:03:30,233 --> 01:03:34,357 when she gives her chest the child sucks calf's head! 1116 01:03:38,025 --> 01:03:39,566 That was the moment when I 1117 01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:43,603 struck at the heart of her impregnable optimism. 1118 01:03:46,983 --> 01:03:50,929 "And that little black thing you have on your cheek?" 1119 01:03:51,525 --> 01:03:52,769 I ask her: 1120 01:03:53,775 --> 01:03:55,184 "Have you had it long?" 1121 01:03:55,775 --> 01:03:57,433 What? Where? 1122 01:03:57,733 --> 01:03:59,641 Just below your eye. 1123 01:04:02,817 --> 01:04:05,684 It's a beauty spot... 1124 01:04:08,150 --> 01:04:09,643 May I have a look? 1125 01:04:26,692 --> 01:04:28,729 I feel uneasy about it. 1126 01:04:30,317 --> 01:04:32,888 What d'you mean? 1127 01:04:33,692 --> 01:04:35,848 Have you had many sexual intercourses 1128 01:04:36,067 --> 01:04:37,524 since last time? 1129 01:04:38,692 --> 01:04:40,019 What last time? 1130 01:04:40,317 --> 01:04:42,106 The last time I saw you. 1131 01:04:43,275 --> 01:04:46,522 That was six months ago, I air myself once in a while. 1132 01:04:47,358 --> 01:04:48,602 With anyone? 1133 01:04:49,358 --> 01:04:51,349 What d'you mean, "anyone"? 1134 01:04:51,942 --> 01:04:54,726 A bisexual, for example. 1135 01:04:56,567 --> 01:04:59,600 I do not ask them what they are... 1136 01:05:00,192 --> 01:05:02,348 You practice sodomy, of course. 1137 01:05:27,692 --> 01:05:30,394 What about me? My disease? Who takes care of it? 1138 01:05:30,608 --> 01:05:34,305 Marielle, you drive me crazy. Dussolier has just slapped me. 1139 01:05:34,525 --> 01:05:37,973 Well, I've got much more to do than listen to the stupidity 1140 01:05:38,192 --> 01:05:41,308 of an actor who wants to remain as he was 30 years ago. 1141 01:05:43,483 --> 01:05:45,355 Ok, what's the matter with you? 1142 01:05:47,358 --> 01:05:49,065 Nobody listens to me any more. 1143 01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:51,309 And me? Does anyone listen to me? 1144 01:05:51,733 --> 01:05:53,724 I listen to you. 1145 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,190 What do you expect me to tell you? 1146 01:05:58,233 --> 01:06:00,271 Something comforting. 1147 01:06:02,567 --> 01:06:04,356 You're crazy, Marielle. 1148 01:06:05,442 --> 01:06:07,018 I've thought so for a long time. 1149 01:06:07,233 --> 01:06:09,639 I won't say it as I like you so much, you're a good actor, 1150 01:06:09,858 --> 01:06:11,565 I still want to see you some time more. 1151 01:06:12,608 --> 01:06:14,398 I do not have the courage, 1152 01:06:14,608 --> 01:06:17,227 such a nice guy, who honors 1153 01:06:17,442 --> 01:06:20,440 the actors' profession. I apologize, but 1154 01:06:20,692 --> 01:06:22,184 I don't have the guts, I do not have the guts. 1155 01:06:23,358 --> 01:06:25,266 The guts for what? 1156 01:06:26,317 --> 01:06:27,644 To tell you the truth! 1157 01:06:29,483 --> 01:06:30,810 To tell me I'm crazy? 1158 01:06:31,608 --> 01:06:32,852 You're crazy. 1159 01:06:35,108 --> 01:06:36,435 How crazy? 1160 01:06:36,733 --> 01:06:39,684 What d'you mean? Crazy, old man. Crazy! 1161 01:06:41,192 --> 01:06:42,353 No treatment? 1162 01:06:43,692 --> 01:06:47,022 None known. The only one I know is... 1163 01:06:47,608 --> 01:06:48,770 The law forbids it. 1164 01:06:50,942 --> 01:06:54,142 - I want to know it! - I'm forbidden by law. 1165 01:06:54,358 --> 01:06:57,724 Do not insist, Marielle! And leave this office. 1166 01:06:57,942 --> 01:06:59,565 The consultation is over. 1167 01:07:03,025 --> 01:07:05,809 Tell what the treatment is, you swine! 1168 01:07:06,025 --> 01:07:07,850 Talk or I'll strangle you. 1169 01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:10,602 - Pig! - Release me, idiot! 1170 01:07:13,150 --> 01:07:14,691 I have an idea for you. 1171 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:15,930 What idea? 1172 01:07:17,692 --> 01:07:19,019 Can you kill? 1173 01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:22,101 - Of course. - Then try killing somebody. 1174 01:07:23,692 --> 01:07:25,729 That's what can do you some good. 1175 01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:27,767 - You think so? - I'm sure. 1176 01:07:27,983 --> 01:07:30,223 The best way to find reality. 1177 01:07:30,483 --> 01:07:32,308 Yes, but who shall I kill? 1178 01:07:32,858 --> 01:07:34,517 You have no one to kill? 1179 01:07:34,733 --> 01:07:35,432 No... 1180 01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:40,225 - Kill a viewer. - Why a viewer? 1181 01:07:40,442 --> 01:07:42,977 Think of your films that are flops. 1182 01:07:43,983 --> 01:07:46,685 Films you love. 1183 01:07:47,317 --> 01:07:49,023 Sometimes good films. 1184 01:07:49,567 --> 01:07:51,024 True! Those morons! 1185 01:07:51,233 --> 01:07:53,224 Actors are dead. 1186 01:07:53,442 --> 01:07:54,816 Dead for not being loved. 1187 01:07:56,442 --> 01:07:58,183 I feel better already. 1188 01:08:00,275 --> 01:08:03,356 Viewers commit crimes. 1189 01:08:04,108 --> 01:08:05,601 You know what their weapon is? 1190 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:07,561 Indifference. 1191 01:08:14,733 --> 01:08:17,684 If I say Patrick Dewaere what does it suggest to you? 1192 01:08:20,108 --> 01:08:21,601 He was a great artist. 1193 01:08:23,858 --> 01:08:25,316 He looked so gentle. 1194 01:08:26,317 --> 01:08:27,726 We miss him a lot. 1195 01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:29,898 We miss him a lot, yes. 1196 01:08:30,525 --> 01:08:31,555 Ok, move on! 1197 01:08:37,525 --> 01:08:39,432 He was so young... 1198 01:08:40,608 --> 01:08:42,682 When I see his movies I tell myself: 1199 01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:45,223 "Good Lord, what an injustice! What an injustice!" 1200 01:08:45,483 --> 01:08:47,770 I'm not going to talk about that junkie. 1201 01:08:47,983 --> 01:08:49,855 Such a feeble guy... 1202 01:08:50,442 --> 01:08:51,816 I never liked him. 1203 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:55,189 And parking lots, do you like them? 1204 01:08:55,650 --> 01:08:56,977 No, I don't like them either. 1205 01:08:58,358 --> 01:09:00,314 Why don't you like them? 1206 01:09:01,775 --> 01:09:03,517 They remind me of Depardieu. 1207 01:09:04,192 --> 01:09:06,348 You don't like Depardieu either? 1208 01:09:06,567 --> 01:09:08,972 I used to like him, he was funny, then 1209 01:09:09,192 --> 01:09:13,185 one day I was going on holiday with my wife, the kids,the dog, 1210 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:14,941 the station wagon full, ready to depart 1211 01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:18,018 he came head on talking on the phone, 1212 01:09:18,233 --> 01:09:20,307 in a bend he crashed into us. 1213 01:09:20,525 --> 01:09:22,765 I found him less funny. 1214 01:09:22,983 --> 01:09:24,642 Besides he had sex with my wife. 1215 01:09:25,233 --> 01:09:28,267 - Right there? - I was in a coma, 1216 01:09:28,483 --> 01:09:30,308 she was all twisted, he did it 1217 01:09:30,525 --> 01:09:32,516 - in front of the kids! - Are you kidding us? 1218 01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:34,807 - Of course. - Are you kidding us? 1219 01:09:36,025 --> 01:09:39,189 - Certainly! - Fuckhead! He thinks he's gonna fuck us! 1220 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,640 We�ll take care of you! 1221 01:09:44,192 --> 01:09:46,763 - You see this fan? - Yes. 1222 01:09:49,483 --> 01:09:50,941 Going to remove the grate... 1223 01:09:51,150 --> 01:09:54,267 We're going to hold you horizontally, 1224 01:09:54,483 --> 01:09:55,645 like a salami sausage, 1225 01:09:55,858 --> 01:09:59,022 and we're going to slowly push your head into the fan. 1226 01:09:59,275 --> 01:10:00,472 What did you say? 1227 01:10:00,692 --> 01:10:03,606 - Are you deaf? - It's for the fan! Stop the fan! 1228 01:10:03,817 --> 01:10:05,807 How, you idiot? 1229 01:10:06,025 --> 01:10:09,604 I cannot hear at all. Shit! I don't want to die! 1230 01:10:09,817 --> 01:10:12,140 - What do you want? - Go to the cinema. 1231 01:10:13,150 --> 01:10:14,098 See what? 1232 01:10:14,317 --> 01:10:18,061 - Anything good on? - An impressive one 1233 01:10:18,275 --> 01:10:20,017 called "Sad Plain". 1234 01:10:20,233 --> 01:10:22,307 It takes place in the North. 1235 01:10:22,525 --> 01:10:25,192 It's about the anguish of a jobless guy in front of his mine. 1236 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:29,061 Black and white, camera in hand, acted by amateurs. 1237 01:10:30,067 --> 01:10:32,353 - Go on, kill me. - Go see it. 1238 01:10:32,567 --> 01:10:35,233 - Not that one! To the fan! - If you go see it, you'll live! 1239 01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:39,182 I'm sick and tired of living like a jackal! 1240 01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:43,891 Are you Fran�ois N�gre? 1241 01:10:44,108 --> 01:10:46,099 - Yes... - I'm Jean-Claude Brialy. 1242 01:10:46,317 --> 01:10:48,935 - Yes... - You don't give a damn? 1243 01:10:49,150 --> 01:10:51,188 - Yes... - Thanks, I'm glad I came. 1244 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,514 Do you know what time it is? 1245 01:10:52,733 --> 01:10:54,475 Actors live by night. 1246 01:10:54,692 --> 01:10:56,433 After theatre, we have supper. 1247 01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:59,731 Then a small Dom P�rignon at a friend's house. 1248 01:11:00,608 --> 01:11:03,227 - I don't have Dom P�rignon. - I thought so. 1249 01:11:03,442 --> 01:11:05,765 A guy like you doesn't have Dom P�rignon. 1250 01:11:05,983 --> 01:11:06,978 You cannot afford it. 1251 01:11:07,192 --> 01:11:10,557 Well, I bought one, 600 Francs. We'll have to try it. 1252 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,309 Have you got champagne glasses? 1253 01:11:13,900 --> 01:11:15,855 Hide your enthusiasm. 1254 01:11:16,067 --> 01:11:17,559 I'm going to blush. 1255 01:11:18,067 --> 01:11:19,476 Well, shall we open it or not? 1256 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:21,066 There's a draught. 1257 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,727 What do you want? 1258 01:11:30,483 --> 01:11:32,142 Is your wife home? 1259 01:11:32,358 --> 01:11:34,764 Yes! Where do you think she should be? 1260 01:11:34,983 --> 01:11:36,606 - She might have left. - Where? 1261 01:11:36,817 --> 01:11:38,973 With another guy, or her mother's house 1262 01:11:39,192 --> 01:11:40,519 which ends up being exactly the same 1263 01:11:40,733 --> 01:11:43,139 according to the tradition of conservative theatre. 1264 01:11:43,775 --> 01:11:45,600 And I am a conservative actor. 1265 01:11:48,275 --> 01:11:50,764 Why aren't you sleeping? 1266 01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:52,603 Have you looked at the time? 1267 01:11:52,817 --> 01:11:53,978 Yes... 1268 01:11:57,525 --> 01:11:59,315 Your wife left for her mother's house 1269 01:12:00,025 --> 01:12:03,604 she dared do that and you cannot sleep. 1270 01:12:04,483 --> 01:12:06,806 You called her, she didn't answer. 1271 01:12:07,483 --> 01:12:09,521 That means two things: 1272 01:12:10,067 --> 01:12:13,728 your wife is elsewhere and your mother-in-law is deaf. 1273 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,561 My wife never leaves me. 1274 01:12:15,775 --> 01:12:16,853 - Never? - Never. 1275 01:12:18,858 --> 01:12:20,766 Isn't that a burden? 1276 01:12:22,233 --> 01:12:24,224 It's the lightest burden. 1277 01:12:24,442 --> 01:12:26,231 How elegant! 1278 01:12:27,150 --> 01:12:29,852 Ah, that is a friend, do you mind? 1279 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,184 It's Pierre Arditi, the theatre player. 1280 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,857 - And cinema actor. - Yes, cinema. 1281 01:12:35,067 --> 01:12:38,230 - I also make films. - The whole world knows it. 1282 01:12:38,442 --> 01:12:40,765 You say "theatre", as if you said "shit". 1283 01:12:40,983 --> 01:12:43,021 - You've got a nerve! - Take it easy. 1284 01:12:43,233 --> 01:12:44,430 He drives me crazy! 1285 01:12:44,775 --> 01:12:47,939 My friend doesn't feel comfortable with his homosexuality. 1286 01:12:48,942 --> 01:12:50,683 What do I care? 1287 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:51,765 And you? 1288 01:12:52,483 --> 01:12:53,763 Are you fulfilled? 1289 01:12:53,983 --> 01:12:56,021 - What? - With your wife. 1290 01:12:56,233 --> 01:12:57,430 Leave her alone. 1291 01:12:58,025 --> 01:12:59,815 May be she wants 1292 01:13:00,067 --> 01:13:01,441 some champagne. 1293 01:13:01,942 --> 01:13:03,434 Elle dort � poings ferm�s. She sleeps like a log. [dormir � poings ferm�s=sleep like a log, but the expression is literally translated as "sleep with clenched fists" There is a pun I cannot translate!] 1294 01:13:03,817 --> 01:13:06,140 How do you know that? 1295 01:13:11,567 --> 01:13:13,641 My wife has her fists clenched. 1296 01:13:14,608 --> 01:13:17,642 From night to morning and morning to night. 1297 01:13:18,858 --> 01:13:20,683 Sometimes when I open them 1298 01:13:21,525 --> 01:13:24,606 we see the marks on the flesh. 1299 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,474 We adopted 2 children. 1300 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,190 I'm ridiculous 1301 01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:35,440 but I welcome your visit. 1302 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,808 I was waiting for you. 1303 01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:41,188 No one comes to see us. 1304 01:13:42,067 --> 01:13:45,148 No one dares disturb us, love isolates us. 1305 01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:48,808 It's like... 1306 01:13:50,317 --> 01:13:51,514 a church... 1307 01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:54,013 where... 1308 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,106 you wouldn't dare enter. 1309 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,519 Do you want to uncork the champagne? 1310 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,058 Take a seat, gentlemen. 1311 01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:07,817 Sorry for the oilcloth, it's clean. 1312 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,391 Do you recognize me? 1313 01:14:22,442 --> 01:14:23,271 Yes. 1314 01:14:25,192 --> 01:14:26,222 Is it her? 1315 01:14:30,317 --> 01:14:31,395 I don't know. 1316 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,935 You remember? Quimper... 1317 01:14:36,733 --> 01:14:37,895 Crazy love 1318 01:14:38,608 --> 01:14:40,433 and my husband who tortured me, 1319 01:14:40,942 --> 01:14:42,434 whom I wanted to quit. 1320 01:14:42,942 --> 01:14:45,181 It was him, my husband. 1321 01:14:45,483 --> 01:14:46,514 Fran�ois... 1322 01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,520 who pretended to ask you for an autograph 1323 01:14:51,150 --> 01:14:54,148 and told me "no more bullshit, let's go." 1324 01:14:54,358 --> 01:14:55,057 It was him. 1325 01:14:57,733 --> 01:15:00,435 I lived with him, I didn't know I loved him. 1326 01:15:03,025 --> 01:15:06,307 A woman sometimes makes mistakes. 1327 01:15:07,192 --> 01:15:09,182 I've done them all. 1328 01:15:10,650 --> 01:15:12,557 At 18, orgies. 1329 01:15:15,150 --> 01:15:16,429 At 22, 1330 01:15:16,650 --> 01:15:19,269 I was chased by the police for being a murder accomplice. 1331 01:15:19,858 --> 01:15:21,517 I was dating a terrorist. 1332 01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:23,596 At 30, 1333 01:15:25,525 --> 01:15:28,642 I sold drugs to afford to buy them. 1334 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,938 During all those years, 1335 01:15:33,150 --> 01:15:34,559 Fran�ois never left me. 1336 01:15:36,817 --> 01:15:39,270 I mean, he followed me ... 1337 01:15:43,108 --> 01:15:44,767 with his teacher's salary... 1338 01:15:45,150 --> 01:15:47,473 he protected me from afar... 1339 01:15:48,525 --> 01:15:51,144 he looked for me, he took care of me... 1340 01:15:52,108 --> 01:15:53,731 I ran away... 1341 01:15:53,942 --> 01:15:55,600 I stole his dough... 1342 01:15:55,817 --> 01:15:58,601 I sold my jewellery. 1343 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:01,430 And him, 1344 01:16:02,108 --> 01:16:03,270 always there, 1345 01:16:05,192 --> 01:16:07,431 without any reproaches. 1346 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:18,600 I am Maria Schneider. This scene makes me feel good. 1347 01:16:21,442 --> 01:16:23,646 And you, how's it going? 1348 01:16:25,108 --> 01:16:26,767 How have you been doing? 1349 01:16:27,692 --> 01:16:28,805 Well, 1350 01:16:29,442 --> 01:16:30,639 not bad... 1351 01:16:31,442 --> 01:16:32,851 I've been doing odd jobs. 1352 01:16:33,525 --> 01:16:35,148 I've met some women... 1353 01:16:37,608 --> 01:16:39,564 I agree with J-C Brialy, 1354 01:16:40,233 --> 01:16:41,513 it's a mistake. 1355 01:16:45,192 --> 01:16:46,981 A nice mistake, but a mistake anyway. 1356 01:16:49,025 --> 01:16:50,932 He knows it. He's sensitive. 1357 01:16:51,150 --> 01:16:52,808 Do you agree? 1358 01:16:54,983 --> 01:16:56,808 Do you agree we'd better separate? 1359 01:17:00,275 --> 01:17:01,816 Do as you like it. 1360 01:17:02,983 --> 01:17:04,891 I've already been coated. 1361 01:17:07,942 --> 01:17:09,565 Still, I'll miss you. 1362 01:17:11,858 --> 01:17:13,434 We may see each other sometime. 1363 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,272 No, thanks, I'd rather not. 1364 01:17:19,775 --> 01:17:21,517 Forgive me, Jean-Claude. 1365 01:17:25,692 --> 01:17:26,438 Pierre... 1366 01:17:29,067 --> 01:17:30,974 I love women too much. 1367 01:17:33,483 --> 01:17:35,059 That's perhaps what I like. 1368 01:17:36,525 --> 01:17:38,599 Pardon? I don't understand. 1369 01:17:40,108 --> 01:17:41,767 Neither do I. 1370 01:17:43,858 --> 01:17:45,399 No one understands anything. 1371 01:17:46,983 --> 01:17:47,848 About what? 1372 01:17:49,358 --> 01:17:50,638 About men, 1373 01:17:52,692 --> 01:17:53,686 about women, 1374 01:17:56,358 --> 01:17:57,223 about everything. 1375 01:18:00,983 --> 01:18:02,357 It's high time I was there. 1376 01:18:02,567 --> 01:18:04,604 You leave them alone for 5 minutes, 1377 01:18:04,983 --> 01:18:06,476 and hoops, 1378 01:18:06,858 --> 01:18:08,683 they make you a marshmallow! 1379 01:18:09,108 --> 01:18:12,106 Be careful! Madame, don't stay in front of me! 1380 01:18:12,317 --> 01:18:15,231 - You see I'm in a hurry! - Why should I know you're in a hurry? 1381 01:18:15,442 --> 01:18:17,432 If I weren't in a hurry, I wouldn't walk like this... 1382 01:18:17,650 --> 01:18:18,929 but like this. 1383 01:18:20,692 --> 01:18:22,682 - Was I walking like this? - No! Absolutely! 1384 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:23,930 How was I walking? 1385 01:18:24,150 --> 01:18:26,852 - Like this! - There you are! 1386 01:18:27,067 --> 01:18:29,390 You understand when you make an effort! 1387 01:18:31,775 --> 01:18:35,057 Don't stick to me! 1388 01:18:35,567 --> 01:18:37,522 But you are Michel Serrault! 1389 01:18:38,025 --> 01:18:39,897 No, I'm not Michel Serrault! 1390 01:18:40,108 --> 01:18:41,933 Do I look like Michel Serrault? 1391 01:18:43,358 --> 01:18:44,851 Just a bit of powder. 1392 01:18:45,067 --> 01:18:46,476 I'm not presenting the Actors. 1393 01:19:07,025 --> 01:19:09,395 Why do I have the worst place? 1394 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,727 What place? 1395 01:19:13,608 --> 01:19:14,982 Where's the camera? 1396 01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:16,930 What camera? 1397 01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:23,305 - There's always a camera. - Where? 1398 01:19:24,275 --> 01:19:26,764 Do you often eat sitting like an amazon!? 1399 01:19:28,025 --> 01:19:29,352 When there's not a camera!? 1400 01:19:30,108 --> 01:19:32,395 An amazon? I don't understand. 1401 01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:34,565 The table is here, 1402 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,104 and you stay like this, like an amazon. 1403 01:19:38,025 --> 01:19:39,897 Why are you sitting like that? 1404 01:19:42,067 --> 01:19:43,773 He, too, is like you! 1405 01:19:46,942 --> 01:19:49,098 Aren't you facing the camera? 1406 01:19:50,608 --> 01:19:52,231 Isn't the camera around? 1407 01:19:54,442 --> 01:19:57,440 Marielle, he doesn't give a damn, he's in the middle. 1408 01:19:59,108 --> 01:20:01,229 He can't be missed! 1409 01:20:03,025 --> 01:20:05,348 Well, then... 1410 01:20:05,692 --> 01:20:06,770 if this is the way it is, 1411 01:20:07,358 --> 01:20:08,555 I'll sit like this. 1412 01:20:08,817 --> 01:20:09,516 There! 1413 01:20:10,025 --> 01:20:12,099 It's a natural position! 1414 01:20:12,317 --> 01:20:13,809 Yes, but it annoys me. 1415 01:20:14,317 --> 01:20:15,893 What are you saying? 1416 01:20:16,150 --> 01:20:18,188 I'm saying you're annoying me. 1417 01:20:18,983 --> 01:20:20,014 Well, 1418 01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:21,930 I'm annoying you. 1419 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,019 - And why am I annoying you? - You're on my wife's back. 1420 01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:27,681 Am I? But... 1421 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,763 - What's the problem? - You're looking at her nape. 1422 01:20:32,775 --> 01:20:35,061 She feels your look, that bothers her. 1423 01:20:35,775 --> 01:20:37,232 You're too near her. 1424 01:20:39,692 --> 01:20:41,433 Excuse me, I'm Michel Serrault. 1425 01:20:41,650 --> 01:20:44,399 I'm shooting a film, above all, don't shout. 1426 01:20:44,608 --> 01:20:48,602 Go on eating, and everything will be ok. 1427 01:20:49,025 --> 01:20:51,146 I forbid you to talk to my wife! 1428 01:20:52,442 --> 01:20:53,639 I am Michel Serrault! 1429 01:20:53,983 --> 01:20:55,725 And I'm Jacques Fran�ois! 1430 01:20:55,983 --> 01:20:57,773 Good day! How's it going? 1431 01:20:57,983 --> 01:20:59,559 Don't take my hand! The bill! 1432 01:20:59,775 --> 01:21:01,433 - I'm inviting! - No way! 1433 01:21:01,650 --> 01:21:03,771 Yes, you and your wife. 1434 01:21:03,983 --> 01:21:05,808 I'm not the wife of J. Fran�ois. 1435 01:21:06,692 --> 01:21:08,931 Stop reminding me that. 1436 01:21:09,483 --> 01:21:12,849 All these people, this milieu I hate, 1437 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:14,857 which has harmed me so much! 1438 01:21:15,108 --> 01:21:16,933 Leave me alone, 1439 01:21:17,150 --> 01:21:20,480 all of you! Puppets! Jesters! 1440 01:21:21,858 --> 01:21:24,607 It's not me who's pretending! 1441 01:21:24,942 --> 01:21:27,098 I have a heart that beats! 1442 01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:29,142 My tears are real! 1443 01:21:31,150 --> 01:21:31,896 Well, 1444 01:21:34,775 --> 01:21:36,184 listen, 1445 01:21:36,567 --> 01:21:38,604 I cannot work under these conditions! 1446 01:21:40,525 --> 01:21:44,566 Rebuild the setting, and when you're ready, 1447 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:47,690 call my lawyer and my agent, both! 1448 01:22:46,275 --> 01:22:49,273 Would you have a small note for a poor actor? 1449 01:22:50,275 --> 01:22:51,684 Aren't you Jean-Paul Belmondo? 1450 01:22:52,483 --> 01:22:54,024 Don't give me away to the cops. 1451 01:22:54,233 --> 01:22:56,058 - What cops? - The special ones. 1452 01:22:56,275 --> 01:22:57,270 The actors' cops. 1453 01:22:58,275 --> 01:23:01,059 - Actors' cops? - 8 days they've been after me. 1454 01:23:09,525 --> 01:23:12,523 Are you Michel Serrault? 1455 01:23:12,858 --> 01:23:14,648 Who's Michel Serrault? 1456 01:23:15,692 --> 01:23:16,556 An idiot. 1457 01:23:17,483 --> 01:23:18,348 Is he? 1458 01:23:19,275 --> 01:23:21,182 An idiot who plays an idiot. 1459 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:24,272 R�pandu comme comportement.(??) 1460 01:23:24,650 --> 01:23:27,683 Except that, in this case, he also risks his skin. 1461 01:23:28,067 --> 01:23:28,848 Does he? 1462 01:23:30,067 --> 01:23:31,228 Absolutely. 1463 01:23:31,817 --> 01:23:33,938 He plays the idiot, he plays the idiot... 1464 01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:35,643 How does he play the idiot? 1465 01:23:36,650 --> 01:23:38,688 For example, he refuses to cooperate. 1466 01:23:39,650 --> 01:23:40,515 With whom? 1467 01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:41,848 With us. 1468 01:23:45,025 --> 01:23:46,139 I'm sorry, 1469 01:23:47,150 --> 01:23:49,603 I've been unwell, 1470 01:23:52,067 --> 01:23:53,690 I haven't left my room 1471 01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:55,558 and with this migraine, 1472 01:23:55,775 --> 01:23:57,398 I did not watch TV. 1473 01:23:58,858 --> 01:24:02,639 Well, I watched it, but it was off. 1474 01:24:03,567 --> 01:24:04,941 Was it interesting? 1475 01:24:07,317 --> 01:24:08,893 Not bad, not bad. 1476 01:24:09,942 --> 01:24:11,731 As interesting as if it were on, 1477 01:24:12,692 --> 01:24:14,564 for an old man like me, 1478 01:24:15,692 --> 01:24:16,889 and who, therefore, 1479 01:24:18,067 --> 01:24:21,018 has known a time in which TV was 1480 01:24:21,525 --> 01:24:22,603 neither on 1481 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,561 nor off. 1482 01:24:26,025 --> 01:24:28,478 That was, in my opinion, when it was most noticed... 1483 01:24:28,692 --> 01:24:30,101 by its absence. 1484 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:33,105 All this to say that... 1485 01:24:33,942 --> 01:24:36,311 I'm not very up-to-date. 1486 01:24:36,775 --> 01:24:38,433 You'll understand. Follow me. 1487 01:24:38,650 --> 01:24:41,020 I can't, I'm tied up. 1488 01:24:41,233 --> 01:24:42,395 With your chair! 1489 01:25:03,692 --> 01:25:05,599 Do you know this man? 1490 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:07,807 No. Never seen him. 1491 01:25:09,192 --> 01:25:10,566 And him, does he know you? 1492 01:25:10,775 --> 01:25:13,394 Ask him. 1493 01:25:15,233 --> 01:25:17,141 As everyone else, he won't answer. 1494 01:25:17,733 --> 01:25:18,895 Why not? 1495 01:25:20,067 --> 01:25:21,476 He sems not to be very fond of us. 1496 01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:24,519 However, he is a smart guy. 1497 01:25:25,567 --> 01:25:26,941 I agree with you. 1498 01:25:27,525 --> 01:25:28,722 We understand nothing. 1499 01:25:30,150 --> 01:25:31,975 What does he do for a living? 1500 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:33,561 He's an actor. 1501 01:25:35,108 --> 01:25:36,186 That's bad! 1502 01:25:36,525 --> 01:25:37,603 I agree. 1503 01:25:38,483 --> 01:25:40,439 What're you going to do with him? 1504 01:25:41,442 --> 01:25:42,603 Execute him. 1505 01:25:43,317 --> 01:25:44,347 Well, yes... 1506 01:25:45,442 --> 01:25:47,267 what else can you do!? 1507 01:25:47,817 --> 01:25:48,765 It's a pity. 1508 01:25:49,442 --> 01:25:50,555 Look, 1509 01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:53,722 he's not a great actor, I don't know him. 1510 01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:56,054 Do you know others? 1511 01:25:58,858 --> 01:26:00,517 Well, I, actors... 1512 01:26:01,858 --> 01:26:03,055 You don't go to the cinema? 1513 01:26:03,567 --> 01:26:04,894 The least I can. 1514 01:26:05,275 --> 01:26:06,816 - Theatre? - Never! 1515 01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:09,226 By the way, I never go anywhere! 1516 01:26:09,442 --> 01:26:10,769 Not even toilets! 1517 01:26:11,442 --> 01:26:13,267 That's why you're always bristly! 1518 01:26:14,192 --> 01:26:16,229 How d'you know I'm always bristly? 1519 01:26:16,442 --> 01:26:17,555 You're famous for it! 1520 01:26:17,775 --> 01:26:19,600 - Who? - You! Michel Serrault! 1521 01:26:20,358 --> 01:26:22,479 I'm not Michel Serrault! 1522 01:26:22,775 --> 01:26:24,054 Then who are you? 1523 01:26:24,650 --> 01:26:26,308 I don't know who I am any more. 1524 01:26:26,608 --> 01:26:28,682 I've been disturbed all my life! 1525 01:26:29,233 --> 01:26:30,940 I am dilapidated! 1526 01:26:31,150 --> 01:26:33,721 I want something to sit on! 1527 01:26:34,442 --> 01:26:36,148 Use your chair! 1528 01:26:39,858 --> 01:26:40,640 Action! 1529 01:26:47,858 --> 01:26:51,804 That was the execution of an actor who hasn't cooperated. 1530 01:26:52,442 --> 01:26:54,231 What does it mean, "cooperate"? 1531 01:26:55,442 --> 01:26:57,765 Give us other actors' names. 1532 01:27:01,900 --> 01:27:03,855 I had fun... 1533 01:27:23,483 --> 01:27:25,604 You know, I always had fun... 1534 01:27:30,775 --> 01:27:33,975 And after you had fun, what did you do? 1535 01:27:34,442 --> 01:27:35,934 I went on having fun. 1536 01:27:37,192 --> 01:27:38,768 You had fun all the time? 1537 01:27:39,192 --> 01:27:40,186 All the time... 1538 01:27:42,983 --> 01:27:44,606 even during the night... 1539 01:27:45,525 --> 01:27:47,018 I dreamt I had fun. 1540 01:27:59,192 --> 01:28:01,182 For example, this very moment, 1541 01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:02,934 I'm having fun. 1542 01:28:14,192 --> 01:28:15,732 He's not Belmondo. 1543 01:28:16,733 --> 01:28:19,352 All right, Belmondo always had a ... 1544 01:28:21,733 --> 01:28:24,020 but not to this point! 1545 01:28:25,525 --> 01:28:27,516 This guy is just a vegetable! 1546 01:28:30,358 --> 01:28:31,851 Now, my boy, 1547 01:28:33,067 --> 01:28:34,856 you enjoyed yourself a lot? 1548 01:28:36,358 --> 01:28:37,934 I had fun... 1549 01:28:38,233 --> 01:28:41,516 When you say "fun", then... 1550 01:28:42,775 --> 01:28:46,390 was it real "fun" or simply "fun"? 1551 01:28:47,108 --> 01:28:49,679 - I had "fun"! - Ah, well... 1552 01:28:51,150 --> 01:28:54,183 You've done right because all this merriment, 1553 01:28:54,483 --> 01:28:56,439 I think it's over. 1554 01:28:56,817 --> 01:28:59,021 - I had fun... - Yes... 1555 01:28:59,233 --> 01:29:02,018 Look, me too, when I think of it. 1556 01:29:02,942 --> 01:29:05,098 I used to laugh my head off. 1557 01:29:16,442 --> 01:29:18,148 Do you think I'm an idiot? 1558 01:29:18,525 --> 01:29:19,686 Not necessarily. 1559 01:29:21,858 --> 01:29:23,055 Not necessarily, 1560 01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:25,685 a guy who looks like an idiot... 1561 01:29:29,775 --> 01:29:31,433 isn't necessarily an idiot. 1562 01:29:32,983 --> 01:29:36,349 There are exceptions. 1563 01:29:37,817 --> 01:29:41,064 They're uncommon, one must say... 1564 01:29:46,067 --> 01:29:47,061 And like this? 1565 01:29:47,692 --> 01:29:48,935 Do you still have fun? 1566 01:29:49,358 --> 01:29:52,143 Well, no, things become very different. 1567 01:29:54,608 --> 01:29:56,729 I'll stop at once fooling around. 1568 01:30:01,150 --> 01:30:02,559 Good day, Gentlemen. 1569 01:30:03,317 --> 01:30:04,644 Congratulations. 1570 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:07,308 It's an incredible job. 1571 01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:22,805 What can I do for you? Tell me. 1572 01:30:23,608 --> 01:30:25,433 What's your problem? 1573 01:30:28,483 --> 01:30:30,142 I had fun... 1574 01:30:30,358 --> 01:30:34,139 - Yes, we know! - Sometimes, with my chums, 1575 01:30:34,358 --> 01:30:36,148 we had so much fun that we pissed everywhere! 1576 01:30:37,275 --> 01:30:38,188 For laughing! 1577 01:30:38,942 --> 01:30:41,146 Shut up this bloke, 1578 01:30:41,358 --> 01:30:44,060 - I can't take him any longer. - Once, in Manaos... 1579 01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:49,399 You're going to shut up your mouth, you madman! 1580 01:30:50,317 --> 01:30:52,354 Can't you see what's gonna happen to both of us? 1581 01:30:53,025 --> 01:30:54,850 We have to find a gimmick! 1582 01:30:55,067 --> 01:30:56,607 They kill actors! 1583 01:31:01,942 --> 01:31:03,767 Why are you killing all the actors? 1584 01:31:07,317 --> 01:31:09,224 Why don't you care about actors? 1585 01:31:09,650 --> 01:31:10,847 Aren't you one of them? 1586 01:31:11,233 --> 01:31:12,607 Yes, finally. 1587 01:31:13,608 --> 01:31:15,267 That's why I don't care. 1588 01:31:16,108 --> 01:31:17,435 What do you do for a living? 1589 01:31:17,733 --> 01:31:18,764 Nothing. 1590 01:31:21,275 --> 01:31:22,851 I'm a stockholder. 1591 01:31:23,483 --> 01:31:25,806 My parents left me some money. 1592 01:31:26,025 --> 01:31:28,146 - I increased it. - Then, 1593 01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:31,269 you could have given me a small note to buy a bottle! 1594 01:31:31,483 --> 01:31:33,770 - Shut up. - They say you're stingy. 1595 01:31:33,983 --> 01:31:36,270 Will you shut up, for once in your life? 1596 01:31:37,733 --> 01:31:40,518 Don't you see we have to fool them?! 1597 01:31:41,775 --> 01:31:44,015 We have to try and deceive them! 1598 01:31:45,025 --> 01:31:46,731 Don't listen to him, guys. 1599 01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:48,597 I know him, 1600 01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,058 he'll do anything for a role. 1601 01:31:51,358 --> 01:31:54,440 He'll get in front of his chums so that we see it's him. 1602 01:31:55,233 --> 01:31:57,189 That's rubbish you're saying. 1603 01:31:57,483 --> 01:31:58,396 Is it? 1604 01:31:58,775 --> 01:31:59,770 It's mean, 1605 01:32:00,358 --> 01:32:03,143 unfair and altogether absurd. 1606 01:32:03,692 --> 01:32:04,473 Why? 1607 01:32:06,150 --> 01:32:08,057 This guy is too idiot, 1608 01:32:08,525 --> 01:32:10,599 he can't be Belmondo! 1609 01:32:11,525 --> 01:32:13,563 Belmondo is not such an idiot! 1610 01:32:13,775 --> 01:32:15,351 Listen to me, guys, listen! 1611 01:32:16,608 --> 01:32:19,606 I have to tell you why I had fun. 1612 01:32:20,983 --> 01:32:22,524 I'm a good-humoured guy. 1613 01:32:23,442 --> 01:32:24,721 I was born and... 1614 01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:27,642 I'm gonna die good-humoured. 1615 01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:32,021 I never got pissed off by my fears. 1616 01:32:33,025 --> 01:32:36,106 Anyway, I was kind enough 1617 01:32:36,775 --> 01:32:39,477 not to share them. 1618 01:32:40,692 --> 01:32:42,517 I must tell you: 1619 01:32:43,442 --> 01:32:44,982 you're assholes. 1620 01:32:46,275 --> 01:32:47,021 Come on, 1621 01:32:48,942 --> 01:32:49,890 knock me down, 1622 01:32:51,358 --> 01:32:52,981 cut me to pieces. 1623 01:32:58,525 --> 01:32:59,639 Have you seen that, 1624 01:33:01,025 --> 01:33:03,099 a guy that dies having fun? 1625 01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:13,604 Go sit with the others 1626 01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:15,523 and not even a word! 1627 01:33:38,233 --> 01:33:39,228 Jacques... 1628 01:33:40,317 --> 01:33:41,644 Listen to me... 1629 01:33:42,317 --> 01:33:44,058 Let's think of our public. 1630 01:33:49,108 --> 01:33:50,435 Have you understood? 1631 01:33:51,150 --> 01:33:54,681 Have you seen what happened to Marielle, a great actor? 1632 01:33:55,358 --> 01:33:56,638 Shall I kill another? 1633 01:33:57,733 --> 01:33:58,895 A Villeret, for example? 1634 01:34:01,025 --> 01:34:02,186 A Dussolier? 1635 01:34:03,983 --> 01:34:06,353 Isn't it fun, to play the bad guy? 1636 01:34:07,067 --> 01:34:08,892 Now I have the good part! 1637 01:34:10,525 --> 01:34:13,558 I'm sick and tired of playing society men! 1638 01:34:13,775 --> 01:34:15,600 Fuck them, society men. 1639 01:34:16,483 --> 01:34:18,770 I, too, can say "my balls"! 1640 01:34:18,983 --> 01:34:20,690 "My cock and my dick"! 1641 01:34:21,233 --> 01:34:23,473 "Fucked off"! "Son of a bitch"! 1642 01:34:24,900 --> 01:34:26,855 "Motherfucker"! 1643 01:34:27,942 --> 01:34:29,482 "Look, it's raining". 1644 01:34:33,983 --> 01:34:36,554 Why am I so tired? 1645 01:34:39,733 --> 01:34:41,938 I'm not an old actor! 1646 01:34:42,775 --> 01:34:44,931 I'm very much dangerous. 1647 01:34:47,775 --> 01:34:50,394 A jar of hot water. Anyone interested? 1648 01:34:50,817 --> 01:34:52,689 And me, who's interested in me? 1649 01:34:53,358 --> 01:34:55,148 I'm not even playing a character! 1650 01:34:55,858 --> 01:34:57,896 And where this shit's director? 1651 01:34:58,567 --> 01:35:00,356 Where's that moron Blier? 1652 01:35:00,817 --> 01:35:03,483 He doesn't give a damn, he's shooting another film. 1653 01:35:16,858 --> 01:35:20,105 Attention, everyone, we're going to shoot. 1654 01:35:21,442 --> 01:35:22,685 - Hubert! - Yes? 1655 01:35:23,192 --> 01:35:26,225 - Time for the rain? - Yes, Bertrand. Ready. 1656 01:35:26,650 --> 01:35:29,221 Attention, send the rain! 1657 01:35:34,525 --> 01:35:35,473 Engine! 1658 01:35:36,275 --> 01:35:37,270 - Rolling! - Announce! 1659 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:39,857 31 First! 1660 01:35:43,233 --> 01:35:44,146 Action! 1661 01:35:54,192 --> 01:35:57,308 Anyway, I don't care about this slut! 1662 01:36:01,067 --> 01:36:02,974 If she's dead or alive. 1663 01:36:07,275 --> 01:36:09,230 She's a slut, that's all. 1664 01:36:11,650 --> 01:36:12,929 Cut! 1665 01:36:13,650 --> 01:36:16,317 Bitch, a drop on my back! 1666 01:36:17,817 --> 01:36:19,440 Not a real bitch! 1667 01:36:22,692 --> 01:36:24,599 There's something I don't like 1668 01:36:24,817 --> 01:36:25,765 What? 1669 01:36:26,483 --> 01:36:28,688 Isn't that a bit misogynic? 1670 01:36:29,150 --> 01:36:32,516 You're much fun! The word has a connotation. 1671 01:36:32,733 --> 01:36:34,641 Maybe less violence. 1672 01:36:35,067 --> 01:36:36,061 Are you sure? 1673 01:36:36,775 --> 01:36:39,726 That "slut" becomes a love word. 1674 01:36:41,025 --> 01:36:43,727 I may try, if you want. 1675 01:36:55,567 --> 01:36:58,600 Anyway,I don't care about this slut! 1676 01:37:00,733 --> 01:37:01,847 Cut! 1677 01:37:03,067 --> 01:37:06,018 Who's the idiot that forgot to turn off his mobile? 1678 01:37:10,608 --> 01:37:11,852 I think it's me. 1679 01:37:12,775 --> 01:37:13,889 Then answer! 1680 01:37:24,608 --> 01:37:25,438 Yes... 1681 01:37:29,900 --> 01:37:31,097 Yes, but... 1682 01:37:32,525 --> 01:37:34,397 I'm shooting now. 1683 01:37:51,567 --> 01:37:52,810 It's my father. 1684 01:37:55,942 --> 01:37:57,731 My respects to him. 1685 01:38:01,650 --> 01:38:03,771 Hello, dad, yes? 1686 01:38:39,733 --> 01:38:42,518 He's with a friend who wants to talk to tou. 1687 01:38:45,692 --> 01:38:46,770 Hello. 1688 01:38:49,025 --> 01:38:50,850 How are you doing, dad? 1689 01:38:52,192 --> 01:38:53,104 Yes... 1690 01:38:55,108 --> 01:38:56,021 Yes... 1691 01:38:58,233 --> 01:38:59,940 Yes, of course... 1692 01:39:02,192 --> 01:39:04,894 Not bad. I'm just... 1693 01:39:05,233 --> 01:39:06,726 shooting a film. 1694 01:39:07,817 --> 01:39:10,305 What? I cannot hear... 1695 01:39:12,025 --> 01:39:13,850 It's a film... 1696 01:39:14,442 --> 01:39:15,934 about actors. 1697 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,521 Of course I think of you... 1698 01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:23,307 I think of you every day. 1699 01:39:24,108 --> 01:39:26,229 I'll even tell you a secret... 1700 01:39:27,358 --> 01:39:29,811 The more days pass, the more I miss you.